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[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

A 23-year-old woman in Roseville, California, was arrested after police found 65 stolen Stanley cup tumblers stashed in her car. The cups were valued at nearly $2,500.

"While Stanley Quenchers are all the rage, we strongly advise against turning to crime to fulfill your hydration habits," police quipped. 😬 https://t.co/i8DJACTs4w

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@k_cunningham32 Definitely “6C” material

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

We care more about guns than women and children😓

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

Why?

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@HireOnLinkedIn I

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

🌟 DG the 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞-𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 PG 🌟

RETWEET to vote #DariusGarland for #NBAAllStar!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I read yesterday that Tom Brady is the greatest old athlete of all-time. Some of y’all motherfuckers don’t remember Thornton Melon.

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

“It’s pretty simple”

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@EmilyNelman sound like anyone we know?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Half Hour Of Constant Rubbing Somehow Fails To Soothe Irritated Eye https://t.co/SID22DQHYY

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Half Hour Of Constant Rubbing Somehow Fails To Soothe Irritated Eye https://t.co/SID22DQHYY

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

Or...Saturday night with @EmilyNelman

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@EmilyNelman Ollie has a shot (literally)!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State https://t.co/H1oHcfq4f5

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@elonmusk Yes please

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

This!

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@FOXSports @MikePereira So it should be reviewable!!! @NFL

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@SBNation @DawgsByNature @ArrowheadPride Targeting!!! Helmet to helmet but whatever @NFL

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

Not wrong

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nervous Browns Fan Still Worried Team Going To Blow 48-37 Lead Over Steelers From Days Ago https://t.co/wm5orvdVgO

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

@EmilyNelman @darrenrovell @NStoiber Go to bed

[kyle nel❌an @KyleNelman]

Come on 😑