Kyle O'Callaghan

6'8

[AFC Wimbledon @AFCWimbledon]

Get your matchday pint in extra quick time tomorrow! 🍻

Visit our EBAR in the Cappagh Stand 🏟

#AFCW 🟡🔵

[Kyle O'Callaghan @KyleO_95]

Localised lockdowns are so much more difficult than the first time around. It's 7:45am on the third day and I've put my hair into a braid

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@andrewclinton95 @NetflixIsAJoke @tomsegura Thanks Andrew, the words can't hurt me anymore

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Don't know how many more days I can take of just listening to The National. 70 to 80 more tops

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@eyeownah Here's some pure swagger to keep you going till then! @SamYatesSucks

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@aoifeisainmdom_ I never understood why London was so appealing but after seeing that you can get the word 'tooting' twice in your address I finally get it

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@_M_egg Read something about this last week! I never thought it would be useful but I think they can only ask you to stop cause it would fall under the 'Caricature, Parody or Pastiche' copyright exemption and it's not causing commercial harm or directly copying 🙂

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Whoever has my Spotify account can you please stop playing Elvis Presley cause it also plays on my earphones. It was very difficult running to 'Blue Christmas' this morning

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For what it's worth, at least we'll get another good @E_E_ album out of this

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@aoifeisainmdom_ Tbh this would give me some confidence as a patient, get that on the hospital billboard

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Exploring some lakes in the Cairngorms today listening to Earth Morsel (AKA @Cameron14481) and there's no better album for it!
https://t.co/7K3ztKNBY3

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I think my sense of humour is getting worse cause I find that site hilarious

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Posting a photo of a landscape on;

Twitter - [Rare]

Facebook - Checked in at _ ⛰️🍾😍

Insta - Can't wait to go back. #follow

LinkedIn - ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS IN LIFE IS LIKE CLIMBING THE STAGES OF A MOUNTAIN. MY CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MY PROFESSION BEGAN WHEN I WAS 11...

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They're very accommodating though, someone specially ordered me a soy white russian! It was gross but still very nice of her

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Just had a full conversation in Danish.

Pros: Very pleased with myself for it actually being recognisable

Cons: I only know how to talk about how I don't like various foods so now the people I'm hanging with for the next few days think I'm lactose intolerant

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Ah here, its clearly club sandwich time

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9pm and the center of Reykjavik still looks like mid day. Stuck between lunch and heading out to a club

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Stupidity put towels in the wash with a jacket I was trying to re-waterproof. Instead of drying myself after a shower I can now only spread the water around like I'm marinating myself for a tasty meal. Useless.

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In the 'Top Business News' section today. Should have ironed my shirt properly now that I'm a business man https://t.co/tU1EuVZJln

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LinkedIn is mad. You see people randomly comment things like
'I agree Patricia, I too strive for success and go to bed at 7' on anything that can be interpreted as motivational. I always have to go back to Twitter after for a bit of normality but it's a great laugh