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99th percentile of average joes. parody account._ i have huge balls.

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my haters tremble.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

A good breakfast burrito is still really the king of the morning food options.

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2021 was a year for heart aches

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life is sad. life is rich. life is full of mistakes and ups and downs. do the most you can. ive regretted a lot this year. ive learned a lot this year. personal growth knows no bounds. keep learning

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I first made an uber account and I thought I was making a username. I put TheDirtyNubble. What I didnt know was that TheDirtyNubble appeared instead of my name. Many drivers canceled on me. I had to send an email to Uber to request a name change. My name is not TheDirtyNubble.

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john madden :(

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@Browns Add 'Baker Mayfield is a franchise qb' as an option and watch the world burn

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I am so fucking handsome it's unbelievable

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I love sleeping in

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wowowowow i am on some dumb shit rn

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i love a good cat

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it was a christmas to remember, as always

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ALRIGHT IM POURING MYSELF SOME DRINKS AND CONVINCING MYSELF THE BROWNS WILL WIN TODAY LFG DAWGS

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Its ok to do exactly what the fuck you want

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Im just saying I could make this a killer bong

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nothing pisses me off more than driving around your city @ParmaMayor

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nothing slaps like tea and honey

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I was up for a full 24 hours and Ill be honest I slept like shit lol

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@PeteMarek hoopples