Over the years I've picked up the very niche hobby of hosting game shows w/ friends. During lockdown, @itsaliciagaynor & I got into @dropout's @UmActuallyShow, so for my birthday this year I decided to write/host my own game. Here's how it went 🧵
@MikeWTrapp please don't sue 🙏
we need to figure out how the image of three children in a trenchcoat passing as an adult—something which has never happened—entered humanity’s collective consciousness
Hollywood, meet your new A-List.
From staggeringly talented TikTokers to the Instagram stars we can’t look away from, these are the names who will (and should) be dominating the business of new and old media: https://t.co/3e2opQYCon
if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain
Science advisor:
Sir, it’s the asteroid. I’m afraid it’s set to make impact just off the eastern seaboard, destroying all life as we know it…in T-minus 10 minutes.
The general, a former theatre kid:
Thank you, 10!
During the time I worked at @DCOfficial social, one of my highlights was @JimLee. He graciously put up with me shoving a phone in his face at conventions to post to the DC accounts, and treated everyone with warmth and respect. JIM IS STILL ALIVE THIS IS JUST AN APPRECIATION POST
I have a @jimlee story. Legendary comics writer John Ostrander needed eye surgery. A couple others and myself went all around SDCC to ask artists for an art donation to raise the funds to literally save not just his eyesight, but his eyes.
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