Kyle is just a li’l guy

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[Kyle is just a li’l guy @KyleRexJones]

Over the years I've picked up the very niche hobby of hosting game shows w/ friends. During lockdown, @itsaliciagaynor & I got into @dropout's @UmActuallyShow, so for my birthday this year I decided to write/host my own game. Here's how it went 🧵

@MikeWTrapp please don't sue 🙏

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Pray for my therapist next week

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If this goes the way I’m afraid it’s gonna go, so many Paramount+ subscribers will be over the moon.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

So many people didn’t survive a Trump presidency.

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This is literally Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts in Ocean’s 12.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Melania’s been wearing sunglasses inside all day today.

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Inside you are two mailing lists that you somehow ended up in

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I’m in the thick of voting research this week and I’d like to wish a good morning to everyone except the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association 💖

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“I am Optimus Prime. These are the Autobots, who all have normal Earth names like

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@BeeblebroxNet

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Can’t wait to see this baby crunch its bumper when it encounters even the slightest hill.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk unveils Tesla’s Robovan.

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Then how do you explain THIS

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

we need to figure out how the image of three children in a trenchcoat passing as an adult—something which has never happened—entered humanity’s collective consciousness

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So happy for Cillian Murphy. He finally made it.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Hollywood, meet your new A-List.

From staggeringly talented TikTokers to the Instagram stars we can’t look away from, these are the names who will (and should) be dominating the business of new and old media: https://t.co/3e2opQYCon

[ꕤ kaeden ꕤ @wandasitcoms]

This is doing worse than The Marvels but you won't be see the industry pondering the idea if white male leads should get their own projects or not

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain

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Ain’t that a kick in the heeeaaawwwd

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Here's the first look at @Creed's Scott Stapp as @franksinatra in the new Ronald Reagan biopic https://t.co/lMH70Tkh8Q

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Science advisor:
Sir, it’s the asteroid. I’m afraid it’s set to make impact just off the eastern seaboard, destroying all life as we know it…in T-minus 10 minutes.

The general, a former theatre kid:
Thank you, 10!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july

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During the time I worked at @DCOfficial social, one of my highlights was @JimLee. He graciously put up with me shoving a phone in his face at conventions to post to the DC accounts, and treated everyone with warmth and respect. JIM IS STILL ALIVE THIS IS JUST AN APPRECIATION POST

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

I have a @jimlee story. Legendary comics writer John Ostrander needed eye surgery. A couple others and myself went all around SDCC to ask artists for an art donation to raise the funds to literally save not just his eyesight, but his eyes.

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[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1193

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The full guest list has been hidden. The number of guests is too large. Drums ... drums in the deep. We cannot get out.