Baker Machado

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

@Shari_Criswell @CindiWoohoo @Timcast You were saying?

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

Nobody actually eats lunch. It was invented by Kraft Heinz as a marketing ploy to sell more Lunchables

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

You will never see me complain about grocery prices, cause if you think my ADHD ass remembers what eggs cost last time I went you’re out of your mind

[Jordan VanDina @JordanVanDina]

Ronkonkoma

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he’s a 10 but he’s yelling at you from a payphone

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Me: Creates LinkedIn to build professional online network

Also me: Refuses to accept connections from any of my coworkers

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

@healingnthevoid @MATTTUCCI13

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@raquelmolinelli Some people are just lucky. The rest are lying.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

My GrubHub driver just dropped off my food at the mailbox, in the street. How’s your day?

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@MATTTUCCI13

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Timbaland in the 90’s: “Yea it’s good but what if there was a cricket chirping the whole time?”

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@moneynet24 @raquelmolinelli

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The fact that they even still make bagels that aren’t egg is wild

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@gomez_pedr0 Sounds like a typical night at McCarthy’s for me

[Jim Belushi @JimBelushi]

It’s not the Devil’s Lettuce; it’s God’s Kale. Remember that.

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

I’m awkward in a “Scott Ian rapping in the Bring The Noise music video” kind of way

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@healingnthevoid 😘🍑❤️

[Baker Machado @KyleRogue]

@gomez_pedr0

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@raquelmolinelli I honk at people behind me and pretend it’s the person in front of me