Dear America,
Give your families a big hug tonight and tell them that you look forward to catching up with them on April 7th.
This is your official "get out of social obligations" note for the next 2.5 weeks.
Sincerely,
JR
Was just upstairs laying w my 3-year-old, giver her my world famous nightly back scratch to help her fall asleep
I noticed she was staring up at the ceiling
I wondered if she’d articulate an answer if I questioned what she was thinking about, given that she’s 3
So I asked her, “what’re you thinking about sweetheart?”
She sat there for about 3 seconds
Turned her head towards me
“Turtles”
That’s a mental state I yearn for. Not stress. Not work. Not shit I need to do.
Just turtles