Kyle S. McMaster

They say skys the limit hah bitch im moonwalking!

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Never say "you to" when people say "have a great day". Keep those great days for yourself! #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

It's always Birdo's birthday when he goes to restaurants. Free desert and they have to sing to you. #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Forget to pay the water bill? Just fill up a few buckets of rain water. Mother Nature always sells it for free! #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Free refills!? Just grab an empty cup from the trash can! #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Start taking your family's things now kids. They'll be so happy to get them back as Christmas presents come December! #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Birdo says if ya can't beat em, establish lines of credit for em. Debt is a ruthless and terrible pitt #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Remember kids, public bathrooms are a treasure trove of free toiletries! #YourPalBirdo

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

What can I say kids, when you're popular people always want to jock your style

[It's Birdo @HeyKidsItsBirdo]

Always put the name of the address you want to mail to on the return address and mail it without a stamp. That way you never pay for stamps!

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

So no ones talked about ebola in awhile...

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

@mellowone92 for your giants lol

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

Shout out to @jmac_18 for signing my football for my birthday!! #18 #beast

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

The 27 has to be the worse bus to ever get #late #noshow #disappointment

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

Having a perfect morning!

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

The browns would have more fans if they just called themselves Johnny Manziel's team.

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

Im always the first one to get it that's how you lead by example

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

"@WhatTheFFacts: The Quokka is known as the happiest animal in the world."@paigegibney

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

Ah this 7am work life is starting to kill me! #needsleep

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

Damnnn @KevinHart4real went off!! Mike Epps should of shut his mouth! #TeamHart #TeamPhilly

[Kyle S. McMaster @KyleSMcMaster]

Vick, Decker, and Chris Johnson... very interesting moves Jets...