Kyle Simonsen

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[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

Poob has it for you

[Jena Garcia @VidaVivaDiva]

You’re telling me I have League Pass, Peacock, Prime, Hulu, Apple TV, Prime and Netflix and still can’t watch the NBA finals?

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@StrawtherFC Gotta pass. I don't want to have to root for Grayson Allen. Make it a three-teamer to get rid of him and I'll reconsider.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@Jeopardy

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@skyler_higley Make this the new standard post-credits scene so the rest of us can go home

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@JeremyNicolls Another new champion this decade is good for the Nuggets narrative. Harder than ever to repeat in this league.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's -28 plus-minus is tied with 2023 Joel Embiid for the lowest plus-minus by the NBA's MVP in a clinching opportunity in the play-by-play era (since 1997) 😳

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@GIANT49RWARRIOR @Jeopardy @NBA @Rjeff24 Have you seen how awful they sometimes do on sports categories?? They need these easy ones!

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@JB02cj @HuskerSoftball

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

Got me thinking about how AI texts are going to change corpora in interesting ways, but ultimately those effects might be difficult to detect because of competing sentiments about markers of AI writing

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

At a certain point we're just gonna have to not do this. Like I'm not cutting out the word "genuinely" lol. Get the fuck out of here

[Split Lip Magazine @splitlipthemag]

The literary world can come with surprises! Especially when it's your first publication 😲 So let's share some wisdom, fam: What do you wish someone had told you before you were published for the first time?

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@letterboxd Changing your rating is good. Part of the magic of revisiting a film!

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@BootsRiley Thank you for your stand on this important issue

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@tomhaberstroh

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@NFLosophy Tasting is an essential part of cooking. How could you not?

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

YG and Nipsey dropped FDT in summer 2016. Where is there to go from there? He played it on tour with Kendrick all thru 2017, with a Trump impersonator doing crowd work. Hell of a show.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

blows my mind how few mainstream anti-trump songs there are right now. they used to whoop bush’s ass on the track!!

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@skyler_higley Purest form of comedy tbh

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@RedditCFB

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

@letterboxd I'm trying to add obscure movies I'm going to force my children to watch to an already obscenely long list! Hurry it up!

[Kyle Simonsen @KyleSimonsen]

When he's right, he's right

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

I’ll address the controversy. Why not High Life? Easy: too delicious. A thinking man’s beer must be void of taste, neither interesting nor offensive, a frictionless vehicle for reflection that leaves you untroubled by the distraction of flavor. The Champagne of Beers is too good.