Kyle Smith

Actor. MLitt in Shakespeare and Performance. Weird fascination with John Lyly. And video games. Please hire me. He/Him.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@xoDrVenture Hon hon hon, monsieur Frankenstein if you do not build me le wife, I shall make you le dead.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@MemoryCardFiles Look at Link. Look at Battlefield. This isn't Ultimate, this is Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@TheManPartII I've been seeing so much about this needle drop, but have never seen anyone mention the actual song. Is it better to go in blind?

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@waynesfury That's what I'm wondering! I'm not seeing it until Tuesday, and that's the one consistent negative thing I'm seeing from intelligent people.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@yohocutie Making a dog blurry in a drawing is an automatic 10/10 for me.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@KellyScaletta Exactly. There's no way he's not downplaying Watergate because it's the only shot they have at normalizing all this shit.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@thetomska When you're mad at Tom, this is who you're mad at.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@BigPaleTone Genuinely the only reason my parents let us finally get into video games. My brother and I could pool our Christmas money and savings and afford it.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@Ywavy27 @Azezazel Thinking about it more it may have been more in line with union organizing, but there was definitely some shady undertones.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@Ywavy27 @Azezazel It's been a while since I read the novel that addresses this, but I think it was a mix of him working for Shinra and his family more or less being organized crime that was relatively benign and put all its efforts into maintaining order in sector 5.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@confusionm8trix I've never understood people who say he's funny. Like hot take I guess, but no? No he isn't and never has been?

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

Interview with the Vampire.
"And you spent 300 years...running Castlevania? What, exactly, did that entail?"
"Basic stuff. Fighting guys with whips. Collecting bats and medusa heads. Hiding chicken in walls, that sort of thing."
"I think you'll be a great fit here at Chili's."

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@AverageFanu5b @BowtiedWhouffle The original version had an American flag instead of a globe. I've literally never seen the globe before.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@spydermane99 Having just browsed his Wikipedia page after seeing that tweet, consensus seems to be that he was what was needed at the time but then overstayed his welcome and became an authoritarian.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@raidinator20 @MaritheKity Or you have access to the library but can permanently download a game a month? No idea how realistic that is, but I'd like something like that.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@dykedevourer @lillianemallow Found William Stieg.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@mustachetoilet @Dread_Botlord Maybe along similar lines The Final Countdown?

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@fishontherun02 What is the charge? Making a meal?

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@NintendoFanGirl @Lycanvenom Oh sweet!

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@NintendoFanGirl Oh wow, for some reason that exact video was my first thought. I remember that particular entry starts with Zelda whooping his ass in Melee. I think he later berates his minions for playing a PS2, and one of them says the only good games for GameCube are Melee and RE4.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmith46]

@eugyppius1 Maybe try Drano instead.