Kyle Smith

Living the dream since 1995

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmitty23]

All moved in. Sports, beer, and furniture all a man really needs. @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports #OversOnly

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Officially retiring Mr. Bing Bong. My God, people hate him. Blocked some of you too. Mr. Bing Bong, like Hank and Tiffany's relationship, is over. I Just do Fahntasy now. R.I.P. Mr. Bing Bong.

[Jackson Thompson @JackThompsonFOX]

Chicago Bears legend Brian Urlacher spoke out against Illinois Democrats for giving billions of dollars to illegal immigrants, while the Bears now plan to move to Indiana because Illinois failed to pass a tax relief and stadium incentive bill.

"They just don't care."

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

The lads

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

Noah Shannon:
-Placed 1 bet for $10 on a women’s basketball game.
-Turned himself in.
-NCAA banned him for the season and ended his career

Brendan Sorsby:
-Over 2,000 bets placed.
-$90,000 in bets.
-Found eligible to play.

Make it make sense…

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmitty23]

We lost ourselves as a proper county when we started charging for Ranch at restaurants

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

CAITLIN CLUTCH CLARK 🤑

she sinks the game-winning three with 1.2 seconds remaining in regulation.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmitty23]

Jalen Brunson is a DAWG

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Very cool. Point for college baseball.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Another piece of memorabilia secured.

Banner raising in Chicago in a couple weeks with @lukeloucks. Thank you for the incredible hospitality @FSUHoops

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Time in Federal Government…

Alexander Hamilton: 5 years
George Washington: 8 years
Thomas Jefferson: 10 years
John Adams: 12 years

Bernie Sanders: 35 years
Nancy Pelosi: 39 years
Mitch McConnell: 41 years
Chuck Schumer: 45 years

It explains everything.

Founders vs Grifters

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

ALLLLL the nostalgia. Ive missed this show. These men are meant to yell at eachother.

[Kyle Smith @KyleSmitty23]

Yes. Please yes.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

If this is the end of the Pens Big 3, what a run it’s been.

— 3 Stanley Cups
— 3,924 games
— 3,974 points
— 1,365 goals
— 3 Conn Smythes
— 3 Harts

20 years together. The longest-tenured trio in North American pro sports.

[litquidity @litcapital]

BREAKING: Socialist unsurprisingly runs out of other people’s money.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

I hate how hard I’m laughing at this. Bad guy.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

😂

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Exactly seven years two months and 26 days since Gavin Newsom became governor of California. California is:

#1 in homelessness
#1 in poverty
#1 in Retail crime
#1 in gas prices
#1 in illiteracy
#1 in wage stagnation
#1 in frivolous lawsuits
#1 in unemployment
#2 in housing costs
#2 in water bills
#1 in restrictions on workers
#1 in Anti-business regulations
#3 in energy/electricity costs
#3 in inequality
#1 in income tax
#1 in gas tax
#1 in budget deficit
#2 in educational inequity
#1 in COVID school shutdowns
#1 in COVID business shutdowns
#1 in COVID mandates
#1 in illegal border crossings
#1 in funding for illegal immigrants
#1 in People leaving state

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 @BarronTNews_]

🚨 BREAKING: Speaker Johnson drops a genius idea, put the vote tally on giant posters in every airport so Americans see exactly who defunded TSA and DHS.

No hiding. No spin.

Let people look at the names while they stand in those lines.

Expose it all. 🔥

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

The richest man on earth offered to pay federal workers out of his own pocket and the government said no.

Read that again.

They don’t want us to win, they never did.

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

CBS spent 10 minutes talking about Alvaro “punching” Condon

But Chinyelu comes down and T’s off into the back of Jirak and not a peep

Should’ve been Flagrant 1 and free throws