Did you no get beat last week?
haha aye...
Who wis it that beat ye?
Eh...
Was it "Made up united"?
Was it "Urny there FC"
"Dont Exist Rovers"?
Was it "A couple of wee lying pricks Albion"?
Mind and hold each others hands in the town now, its very dangerous.
Victor keep yer purse with you at all times and Jack if you need the toilet you've to say you need the toilet.
But above all have a good day ya couple pansy, poofy, jessie bastards!
Buzz Aldrin.
Oot ae time.
But a said it. Buzz Aldrin. Thats right int it?
Aye that's right. Buzz Aldrin, But am no geein ye it cause ye were oot ae time.
NAE POINTS PRICK!
Oh, hallelujah, you're safe. I mean, when was it you left, yesterday? You've landed noo and you're safe! Oh, well, thank God, we were worried sick. Everyone, it's Jack and Victor, they're safe!
This is the ballad of Mrs begg,
Who doubted Winston’s dodgy leg
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Now she waits on me round the clock
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Because she got fond of AULD BERT’S COCK
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