Kyle T. David 🍄

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

First paper of my postdoc out now in @PNASNews! 🧵
https://t.co/5LmOMlecPG

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@watersounds please miss just once

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

@KILLTOPARTY My mind is free.
My body is locked in Federal Prison

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@Wysees ‘Tysha’

[iNaturalist @inaturalist]

There's no shortage of stunning flatworms — both in the sea and on land. This is one of the land-dwellers, possibly the species Australopacifica splendens!

📷 commoncopper on iNaturalist
📍 New Zealand
🔗: https://t.co/DP8l449KKN
#ObservationOfTheDay #InverteFest

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@beerbad0405 @AedraRising Affirming unconditional military aid for a genocidal regime was considered morally reprehensible by many, and out of step with most democratic voters.

I’m not arguing that Trump isn’t worse but it’s disenguous to frame these positions as some ultra left purity test.

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@volantleander This happened to me

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@Kiwis_Emperor I would suggest not basing your worldview off fiction

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@quinnthegm I can never forget the line where they call asoiaf derivative of LOTR because they both have horses

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@hutchinson Did Kamala ever suggest conditioning or ceasing aid?

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

Well, darlings…
The curtain falls, the spotlight dims, and the rhinestones are packed.

From the halls of Congress to the chaos of cable news what a ride it’s been! Was it messy? Always. Glamorous? Occasionally. Honest? I tried… most days.

To my supporters: You made this wild political cabaret worth it. To my critics: Thanks for the free press.

I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit. 💋🇺🇸✨

Forever fabulously yours,
George

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@TerribleMaps Putting Most on the left side of the legend and Least on the right is insane

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@willmenaker The name of my company is Pinniped Productions, a professional seal-gathering service. That's how it should be read and that's how it should be said.

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@thedigitaldash_ He’s right and he should say it

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@fatstevebuscemi Wild lore drop

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

RIP

[charlie @StyledApe]

Try to guess what song the Japanese zoo that posted this video of a wombat on Instagram used, the watch the actual video

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@fatstevebuscemi he’s just like me fr

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

@aaaaaaaaanais We salute its sacrifice 🫡