Kyle Wilson

Digital Strategist and comedian with less than 100 followers out of 380 million active users. Everything you see here is going according to plan.

[Kyle Wilson @KyleTheWilson]

@SoldierField @ManUtd @Everton @afcbournemouth @WestHam @premierleague @ChiSportsComm Weather not looking great… when will we get an update if the game will proceed?

[Kyle Wilson @KyleTheWilson]

@fox32news You have to be kidding me.

[Kyle Wilson @KyleTheWilson]

@fox32news Wait what about the tornado warning let’s get back to that. That was a good moment @fox32news

[Kyle Wilson @KyleTheWilson]

@NWStornado @fox32news No need to override the COPA final. This is stupid.

[Kyle Wilson @KyleTheWilson]

Do your part: https://t.co/tcizCrsFJc
#NetNeutrality

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Chris Brown's Agent Suggests Suicide Could Be Great Career Move http://t.co/RI45MqoH

[ABC News @abcnews]

Good morning

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just passed a hipster playing a ukelele as he walked down the street so my week is totally fucked.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Reporter on NPR just hit the "H" in the word "wheat" so hard I became a registered Republican.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

If you're wearing a shirt that says "I <3 haters", you most likely aren't cool enough to have haters

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

You'll know the economy has rebounded once ska bands go back to hiring guys whose only job is to dance.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

You snooze, you lose? More like you win! (I enjoy sleeping & naps)

[Rachel @Racheey]

Interesting article on standardized tests. http://t.co/3QcdNPtN @timtimtaru

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I will buy pants at Radio Shack before I buy a CD at Starbucks.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

A glove can be a shoe if you're a baby or a moron.

[Sara Dilley @piccadilley]

It cannot be!! http://t.co/D3RdG7FW