Kyle Trojan Murphy

I work at Villalobos doing dog stuff. I wear cool socks. I drink funky beer. I am creepy. Bring me coffee. He/Him.

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@TheMattCardona Is there an amusing story of how you found that out? Haha

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@DanhausenAD @HeheHausen @PiperNivenWWE @MasonRook_wwe And suddenly my respect for you has jumped up a few notches.

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@DanhausenAD we have an adoptable doghausen that loves to curse people here in New Orleans.

Very nice. Very evil (and cuddly).

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My kid is trying to kill me. He found a gym that he wants me to join with him.

As if training for this marathon wasn't hard enough.

Jokes on you kid, your inheritance is a bunch of dogs and dog related stuff.

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I'm absolutely gobsmacked that this is such a controversial stance in 2026, and I'm going to say this in as simple English as I can without using fancy words.

Breeding a parent dog (father or mother) with their offspring (daughter or son) is not an ethical choice.

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12 nothing. Someone want to remind New England that even old England would have scored a goal by now?

#superbowl #superplate #superfork #superspoon #supercoffeemug

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"What is that weird burning smell?" I think to myself as I walk away from the incense I just burned.

Send coffee or red bull. 🥴

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@ScottSteiner You should have been my math teacher in school.

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Hey @WWE how many ad breaks do you need to cram into a match?

@AEW is starting to look a lot better for me and my kids.

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You know what would suck? Being born with 3 fingers, or an extra finger and having everyone tag photos you are in as AI.

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"Would you something something creepy, abandoned, haunted place for something something?"

I'd explore/spend the night/play with a Ouija in said place for a peanut butter sandwich. In fact, give me direction to said place and shut up and leave so I can get there faster.

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I wonder if it was a work or if all the chanting and outpouring did it?

Either way I'm happy #RTruth is back, either as R-Truth or as @RonKillings

Good times!

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@TripleH @WWE and anyone out there, this is one more voice mad that #RTruth has been let go.

Thank you @RonKillings I would watch you with my dad and then years later with my kid

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Ran over 30 mins. Legs shaking and jelly. Heart hurts almost like something punched it. Can't catch breath.

I'm good will live but fuck this.

Still running tomorrow