Kyle Whitley

Father. Husband. Home chef. Terp Apologist.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@BenStandig Annnnddddd we’re back

[🇨🇴 @Brandonwonuh]

I’ve been crying laughing every video

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DANA "DING DONG" PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM! FOX HATES THAT I AM AMERICA’S MOST FAVORITE GOVERNOR ("RATINGS KING") SAVING AMERICA — WHILE TRUMP CAN’T EVEN CONQUER THE “BIG” STAIRS ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE!!! TRUMP HAS “LOST HIS STEP” AND FOX IS LOSING IT BECAUSE WHEN I TYPE, AMERICA NOW WINS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Peter Forister 🍁🍂🍁 @forecaster25]

Comet Tsuchinshan-Atlas and the Milky Way over the Blue Ridge Mountains.

Shenandoah National Park, Virginia last night

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Rest in Peace Lord Vader

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@NickiJhabvala Did it look like Robinson could have scored on his pitch out? Looked to me like he thought the play was over.

[TheBillRussell @RealBillRussell]

An announcement…

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

California, the eyes of the nation are on you. Vote NO on the recall before polls close at 8pm to keep @GavinNewsom as governor and keep moving our country forward.

[Sen. Jennifer Carroll Foy @JCarrollFoy]

Retweet if you’re vaccinated, or on your way to being vaccinated, and don’t think this is — or should be — a political statement.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@ImaFunnyMoFo @SheehanPodcast Couldn’t agree more.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@DidEspiGetAHit @dcsportsbog 😂

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@john_keim Pay the man Shirley.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@kevinsheehanDC Ice cold.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@JasJWright @KamalaHarris @MoveOn @K_JeanPierre @douglasemhoff @DaniellaMicaela I’m now following @K_JeanPierre.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@P_ConnerJr Haskins is a Bullis graduate and an Academic All American at OSU Joe. Pretty sure he covered English in those years.

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@kevinsheehanDC Survive and advance! How many times has a performance like Wyndler’s crushed the Terps in the postseason?

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@teambrady @davidvconway @dcsportsbog Too soon!

[Kyle Whitley @KyleVWhitley]

@lordthx1139 @amford789 @chelsea_janes Wait...how is @chelsea_janes not a journalist?