Kyle W. Kerr

Writer and lover of all forms of entertainment (especially books and movies). I swear a lot. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him. Repped by @TeeEss / Azantian Literary Agency.

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

Not on here anymore for obvious reasons. Find/Follow me on other platforms!

🔗 https://t.co/deWCGOURVw

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

@AMCTheatres AMC South Bay Center 12 has been down an oven for MONTHS and it adds significant time to our wait for cooked items. Your poor staff is under a lot of pressure when it’s busy. When will this be fixed?

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

@GertrudeHawk Why do you no longer make pretzel smidgens? My family looked forward to them every season but they haven’t been available in nearly 2 years. Will you ever make them again?

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

👀 the words behind her.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

Can’t wait for the new book by @LyndsayEly later this year!! https://t.co/Jn1Sb8ccm9

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

Earthquake off the coast of Maine felt all the way down here in Boston. Thought a car had driven into my building or that a pillar had collapsed in the basement. Glad it was neither of those things! 😅

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

Watched The Brutalist and shocked so many people liked it. It was boring, the story wasn’t compelling, acting was sub par, accents were rough, no memorable score or cinematography, & all of the characters were completely unlikable. Almost walked out of the theater. #MovieReviews

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

MAGA for dummies

[Kyle W. Kerr @KyleWKerr]

The gayest thing that’s ever happened to me was when I got a flat tire at school in 12th grade and didn’t know how to change it and had to be rescued by a group of boys who took pity on me.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Aurora Shooter killed 12 - no death penalty
Parkland Shooter killed 17 including 14 kids - no death penalty
El Paso Shooter killed 22 while targeting Latinos - no death penalty

The billionaire class is shook & working hard to make an example out of Mangione for killing a CEO

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This image is driving MAGA and Donald Trump CRAZY. It would be such a shame if you spread it everywhere… 🤣

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is how 2024 should have ended.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

when that Trump picture was supposedly the “hardest image of the year” we couldn’t even conceive of this

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Not to be pessimistic but we’ve entered a really dark timeline when it comes to progress and acceptance and that makes me very angry