Kyle Webber

fuck Elon musk.

[Netflix @netflix]

Wanna ride in a jet?!? Of course you do!

RT this in the next 72 hours to win a chance, courtesy of our outrageous new doc series Pepsi, Where’s My Jet?

details —> https://t.co/d42gz26gwC

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

Fuck elon musk.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announces that he will resign if he doesn’t become Senate Majority Leader after November’s midterm election. RT IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE MITCH MCCONNELL RESIGN!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: In response to the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, America’s biggest companies, including Meta and JPMorgan Chase, announce that they will cover travel costs for ALL red state employees who seek legal abortions in a blue state. RT IF EVERY COMPANY MUST DO THIS!

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

Having to work at 6am really puts those 8am classes into perspective

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

Just imagine for a second, if the #Broncos drafted Russell Wilson instead of Brock Osweiler…

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

The Broncos’ final touchdown drive today was an 88-yard drive 🥺

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

@Michael_Fabiano Thank god I didn’t listen to your ass

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

Quotes from people in my day:

“Live life happy or else you’re living life faster”

Everyday is a blessing folks

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

Billion dollar idea #2

Self tanning tent

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

billion dollar idea #1

High school musical Zumba class

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

Take promises you make to yourself over promises you make to others.

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

I just saw a billboard that said “#1 in Dog boarding” and I thought it was about snowboarding dogs, yes I went to college

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

I want to care about something as much as white moms care about tupperware

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Pls don’t

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

This still applies...

[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

“How’s the season going?” #broncos

[risa @risaeck]

if it cannot be air fried i don’t want it

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Somebody had to be the first to do it, why not us?

#MileHighBasketball

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

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[Kyle Webber @Kyle_94_Webb]

As soon as you get your life on track the tracks disappear