ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.
Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.
it’s funny bc anyone who has met these kinds of guys knows they will casually lift an anvil out of the back of their truck with no help and the worst posture you’ve ever seen in between slamming beers.
but you think they’d lose against nonbinary baristas with social anxiety? lol