Kyle Johnson

Longhorn | Sack Snorter | Weekend Drinker | Bong Ripper | Fiji ‘97 | Weekend Womper

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Larping hard tn

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

She wants me so bad

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Oh that body of yours

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Fuck you 🐵#sga

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

The big10 mind couldn’t comprehend this

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Sorry I was late professor I had an infinity wipe #hungoverpoop

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

If I’m ever rich there will be signs #nicecoc

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This chick is on a generational run

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

What do you mean by this father?

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Been seeing way to many fat chicks working as the cart girl #shrink

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This dumb nigga used a bottle opener on a coors light #shrink

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Bapple isn’t good

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

What are finals?

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

@MichaelTaaffe16 Welcome to the show kid

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

@xwingaliciousns @hiwhereismydad Holy ratio

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Late night thoughts

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Just shot a 72 (through 9) thought I deserved a marg

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Mormonism shouldn’t be considered a real religion

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@xwingaliciousns X-wing,

I’ve never struck you as a fisherman, please keep me updated with the catches

Regards,
Kyle

[Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05]

Yah bro totally buying from you seeing your ad in the library bathroom