Kyle M

[Always Sunny Quotes @alwayssunnytalk]

"So, how did you make your fortune?"

"Made a decent penny in boiled denims."

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

NO TiNT ON THE GLASSES ... COLONEL SANDERS

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

@laurenpsmith15 twice

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

@lildickytweets waiting on the independent variable.

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

@laurenpsmith15 @annacb_43 nice dude

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

"Sea-doos a hundy P, buddy"

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

i COULDA PLAYED FOR THE MiLWAUKEE BREWERS BUT i CHOSE TO SiP CODEiNE FLUiD

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

when ur gym teacher gives u the option to run or walk the mile 😃😭☁️🔥👨🏻https://t.co/HhHSdFMyGy

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

This is your brain
[Photo of your brain somehow]
and this is your brain on mugs
[Photo of your brain printed on a mug]
Introducing BrainMugs

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

@spencer_hall15 lame

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

👀🔷

[Kyle M @Kyle_Merrit]

One week, bittersweet

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Interviewer: says here you're a sniper
Me [opening gun case]: affirmative
Interviewer: is that a Supersoaker with a Pringles can taped to it