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YSU. Retired Bowler.

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

gotta be on the #CTESPN top 10 of the week. @AB84 can I get awarded Cracker Of The Day for my birthday??

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

would be a lot cooler if they could address any current issues or policies

[🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat @leslibless]

Trump was mentioned 147 times on Day 1 of the DNC.

At the RNC, Biden was mentioned twice, in all 4 days.

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@JoeBiden billionaires have still not been paying shit under your term, inflation is through the roof, but comedy is somewhat back so we can give you a high five for that you absolute bucket.

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@JoeBiden keep funding ukraine you dumbass

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Holy shit what a promo. LOOK AT ME NOW. https://t.co/QcL6wgFsP7

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Friday the 13th.....Tell that Black cat to go fuck it self....You're walking in with a big dick and a Voodoo eye!

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@Josiah_2322 the greatest to ever do it 👑

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Oh my… 👀

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@Josiah_2322 this is a low blow 😭😭

[Kobi Simmons @JordanKobi]

A Bottle of water can be .50 cents at a supermarket. $2 at the gym. $3 at the movies and $6 on a plane. Same water. Only thing that changed its value was the place..So the next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place💯

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

That froch tick little scrawny pencil neck I’ll grab his head and twist it clean off at a 1er with my bare hands. Little Wally of a thing I’ll Slap you around you little toffee nose toss pot.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@austin_malutic 3 more and we’ll see ya!

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

the greatest thing about making it through struggle is losing the fear of future hardship. if you survived being down once, you’ll never have to question your ability to do it again.

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@austin_malutic @real_ryangordon KP to the fucking superbowl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Chloe Wray ッ @Wraytheon_]

I never planned on living to age 22.
As I sat on my floor at 2am eating bday cake with a ruler (didn’t do dishes) I realized that I get to make the rules for my life.
I still struggle, but I am here.
I’m living in a future I never planned to see and it is so beautiful here.

[KP @Kyle_Patterson3]

@Weitzman_ @Ryan_Maker58 @garayua21 makers such a fuckin asshole

[Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke]

Mark Zuckerberg put up $500 million to interfere in a presidential election.

Elon Musk is putting up 100 times as much to save democracy.

It is a testament to the insanity of our times that Zuckerberg is heralded as a hero while Elon is vilified.

[1 of 1 🪽 @staciasamaya]

Once I see pronouns in your bio I just know you’re annoying.