Kyle Willemite

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Can we have a national "Day" day where it's just a day and not water day or puppy day, just a tuesday or something? #DaysForDays

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

People need to chill out on bacon, like you aren't cool for talking about bacon anymore. It's not '05.

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Fred Durst + Football Pads = Travis Kelce. #Football

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

@_mikaaperl blocked me on Instagram, pretty harsh way to treat a coworker.

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

3 women, sitting around, talking about prunes is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Can't wait until the article titled "Food Is Good For You!" Cuz they have to be running out of stuff to call a super food. #MayoCleanse

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

New definition of city hood : Would a super hero/villian consider living there?

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

2017 is gonna be the year of Billy Bob #BadSanta2 #OtherMovieHeIsIn

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Utensils are for show

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

"Racist/Sexist/Homophobic drunk tweet I'll try to explain later." #IJustWannaBeOnTheNews

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Remember when #Rugrats was the bee's knee's and you felt like a boss whenever you had chocolate milk. #TeamReptar

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

And if it does happen, my next question is who was the first person to notice and why was he/she drinking horse piss?

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Imagine if a beer company actually gets caught putting horse piss in their beer? #DasInsidious

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Law & Order coroner is the greatest role ever. Work 30 mins a week for 20 years.

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Russian guy on xbox insulted me by notifying me my "mom fucked cock." That's literally the 2nd dumbest insult. #FollowedByYouBreatheAirFag

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

So after CC publically checks himself into rehab, everyone starts writing about all these warning signs they saw. #StayClassyWorld

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

What's gonna be like the next emoticon thing? Like is that just how people will talk, just a lot of weird smiles.

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Poop meds need to go back to when they avoided saying what they did. I don't like hearing the word "stool softener" every 3 seconds.

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Steve Jobs wishes he looked like Michael Fassbender. #RealTalkLol #SorryNotSorry

[Kyle Willemite @Kyle_Willemite]

Every fucking thing ever, even movies made 5 years ago, gets remade. So how come no one can get off their ass and bring back #ChapellesShow