Kyle Jett

Part time male model. Full time male. These tweets should not be retweeted without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

Top 3 worst pickup lines

1. Girl, that titty game is on point
2. (Cosby impression)
3. I'm just saying, Hitler had some good points...

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

Ohh yeah! Enter to win the #WWE Legends #RoyalRumble Card Game or a Macho Man Collector's Belt!

#DigItToWinIt https://t.co/yr7uFIipdg

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What an unfortunate place to cut off the title. That's not baggage at all!! @Jomboy_ @JomboyMedia @JomboyJakeTV @TalkinJake

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Someone outside my apartment has been in their car bumping the same 30 second beat on loop for the past 20 minutes. Bruh, what are you listening to, a DVD menu?

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Just ate a @JELLO snack pack while sitting in the kitchen floor.

Not sure if I've hit my peak or rock bottom.

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

I hope that one day I love something as much as white people love naming their daughters names that end with -leigh

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

As a society there are several things we disagree on. Politics, religion, whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or a taco. But I think one thing that we can all agree on is that collectively there is no worse group of drivers than @jeep owners.

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To the 2 people eating on a blanket in the floor at @Moes_HQ go be white and weird somewhere else please. You're making the rest of us uncomfortable.

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If they made a "That 70s Show" today with the same time difference it would be "That 2000s Show" and I just realized how old I'm getting.

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There's no better proof of the arrogance of humans than the fact that there are over 200 moons in our solar system and only one of them is known as "THE moon."

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

Teenage guys, after covering themselves in @AXE body spray and listening to nine minutes of a @joerogan podcast.

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

You: Ass to mouth

Me, a civilized person:

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If you think the #Coronavirus is bad just wait until the FourLokoVirus breaks out. #CoronavirusOutbreak

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

This is how @StephenCurry30 shoots 3s. @warriors @NBA2K #SophiaCurry #GoldenGirls

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Who wore it better? Just kidding. We already know the answer to that. @The_MJF @AEWrestling #AEWFullGear

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@SonyRewards @askplaystation Tried a dozen times to sign up. Keeps telling me it's wrong. They never are. Why?

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@WWEgames @2KSupport If I pre-order the NXT edition does it charge me immediately or does it wait until it ships?

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@AskPlayStation Why is my PS4 deleting full games on it's own? It's deleted @TheCrewGame twice since last night. Unacceptable. @PlayStation

[Kyle Jett @Kyle__Jett]

First crotch chop on TV. @TheRealXPac @TripleH @ShawnMichaels @WWERoadDogg @RealBillyGunn #WrestlingVines #Raw #WWE https://t.co/kzg4UbfpV5

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The scariest part about #Saw is that you still had to be on channel 3 to watch stuff.

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@sageboggs 🎶Imagine all the weeping🎶