Kylee Connerton

He, who doesn't hope to win has already lost. (Simon Bolivar)

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Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.

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He threw three balls.

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The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

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So unpleasant he/she can piss off the Pope saying good morning.

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One brick short of a load (reference to being stupid).

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The big bad baby brought the bought black blanket back

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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

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life is hard.

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Jesus is the man God intended all humans to be.

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as lucky as a man in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.

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Five fat friars frying flat fish.

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He has lots of fortitude. He'll stand for nearly anything, but a woman on a train.

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we have (there are?) bigger fish to fry.

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Useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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He who slings mud looses ground.

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Don't count the days, make the days count.

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Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.

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Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

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Patience is a mild form of dispair disguised as a virtue.

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If your head wasn't screwed on you'd lose that too.