Kylee🌸

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

Whenever I see someone post this I just wanna tell them about how I've literally woken up at 1am gagging from the smell of my husbands fart.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Patrick Bush @patrickjbush]

Drone Photos and Video from The #michiganshutdown
#OperationGridlock #lansingprotest
https://t.co/ASN2gmcVlf

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@katie_osborn8

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@Hibbs88

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@TessNeedham *asks about whitening*

[Jacqui Lemieux @jacqui_lemieux1]

My future children are going to have so many aunts and uncles that aren’t even biologically related to them 😂

[Meghan🌼 @Meg_13nash]

Oh my heart 😍😍😭😭

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@Hibbs88 Um it’s “ceiling” boi. Does your google phone not know how to spell?

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

Today a spider crawled out of my patient’s beard and onto my hand in the middle of his cleaning. Never has anyone seen such a stealthy, quick, and graceful de-gloving. My pt still has no idea that it happened or how truly disgusted I am w/ his overall hygiene @dthyproblems

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@Hibbs88 You already did by using fluoride free toothpaste.

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@EmmaRae14 Hahaha omg thanks😂 we missed you this weekend!

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

Today I introduced myself to a patient in her 50’s that I was about to inject with local anesthesia and she said “wow, you look like you’re about 12”.

Sorry ma’am that I have a job as a medical professional at the age of 22 when you work at a gas station.

@dthyproblems

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

Me: your beard is really pokey
Patrick: Yeah, I’m a Pringle!
Me: ..........?
Patrick: Porcupine. I meant porcupine.
😂

[David Archuleta @DavidArchie]

When you try to sing all the parts... to your own song.

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

I’m subbing at a high school today and they all keep asking if they can go to the bathroom and It just keeps reminding me how terrible high school really was. Lol

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

Sometimes your husband will roll over in his sleep and hold your cold toes in his hands to warm them. Other times he will burp in his sleep, wake himself up with said burp, then, in a semi-conscious state, reprimand you for waking him. #marriage

[Kylee🌸 @Kylee_Bush_]

@GarrettHarnick5 https://t.co/3QjVXNrYTB somebody beat you to it. Lol