Kyler St. Phard🦋

24// she/her🌈// singer-songwriter// lost @/KylerStPhard. Debut Single “Here’s To” out now!

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

“Here’s To,” the debut single. February 4th.
Pre-save now:
https://t.co/4J9FZ8c0xz

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@cemeteryfIowers Oh my GOD

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@JonahMarais Amazing !!! I can’t wait to hear it🤍
Hearts Back Home & More Than Enough both have been on repeat when I’m struggling lately, and they both remind me of some songs that I’ve written but haven’t yet shared much. If you ever want me to send them your way let me know!

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

Donald Trump is accused of horrific child sex abuse. That’s a fact. It’s in the Epstein Files and @AGPamBondi took it down moments after posting it.

This egregious and disturbing White House cover up continues.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Is this entire Administration just an Epstein Island after party?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

If you draw the names of 1 MILLION Americans randomly out of a hat…

the odds of **ONE** of them being mentioned in the Epstein files is:

~0.299%

But how many members of Trumps inner circle and admin appear in there?

37. (So far)

[Nancy kharb @Nancykharb2]

@BuzzingPop This is exactly what people mean when they say art saves lives.

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

@MeidasTouch @Acyn Trump DOJ releasing the Epstein files:

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@badsuns Me complaining that none of the artists I like tour in Vegas, and then y’all add this date for when I’m not going to be here 😭 the universe is conspiring against me

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

It makes sense too, only Kara was old enough to actually be a part of the destruction of Krypton, & obviously that’s gonna fuck with someone’s head. But she’s literally a badass, & very clearly has way more character depth than a single post-credit scene could depict.

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

Was VERY disappointed with the hot mess, ditzy, drunken Supergirl at the end of Superman when I watched it. But I just watched the trailer for the movie and I take it back…she’s FANTASTIC.

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

There’s not really a cinematic need for the CW Kara, who’s endlessly optimistic and set on always doing the right thing, because Clark Kent is already that. Naturally, every family needs a lovable, hot mess, fuck-up who chooses terrible ways to cope with trauma…

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@not_mcgarry dude I wanna watch it so bad but like, now that I’m not severely depressed I get scared way too easily and I don’t know if it’ll creep me out too much or if I’ll enjoy it

[Josh @Proc3ss_]

Kevin Patullo’s play calling sheet is a coloring book from Denny’s

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

every time I’m about to have a post-reduction breakdown, I just gotta remember how gay I’m gonna be able to dress now that I don’t have to fight with men’s clothes to fit over my boobs

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@spencermusic recovering from surgery right now so I won’t be able to come by the Philly show tonight :’) but I love and miss you and I’m so excited for you!!!

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@alessiacara Love you🥹 tonight was so fun

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@CodySimpson why did this make me lowkey sad that I didn’t keep all my posters, magazines, and the Cody doll😭

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

@cocainest4r I unfortunately am also unemployed so I’m trying to get at least some of my money back !! If no one else wants it by like 6pm I can do $20 ?

[Kyler St. Phard🦋 @KylerSimone]

Would anyone want to buy my ticket for the Alessia Cara New York show on Monday?? Selling for under face value !!
Paid $59 but I’ll take $40 for it!

Tags: Love & Hyperbole tour, Irving Plaza, New York City