Eric Cartman

Ah'm Eric Cartman, bitches. Ah do what Ah want. #MahBitch @JewishKyle

[Eric Cartman @KylesMahBitch]

@PaladinButtersz Cartman blinked, watching the blonde.

[Eric Cartman @KylesMahBitch]

@PaladinButtersz "Butters that's the fifth time yew've kicked down the bathrewm. Ah know yew want mah dick but yew need tew stawp."

[Eric Cartman @KylesMahBitch]

@telepathicdread [Aged Up Verse: Eric Cartman (Age 18)]
"I'm nawt a homosexual, Timmeh. So yew know, maybe yer gaywad powahs are just broken."

[Eric Cartman @KylesMahBitch]

[Eric Cartman (Aged Up Verse: 15)]
"Yew assholes bettah nawt get meh aneh lame gifts like last year. Fucking Kahl..." The brunet glared.

[Eric Cartman @KylesMahBitch]

@TemperedJudaism "Aye! That cost moneh yew hoe!" He glared at her before getting up to go pick up the remote.

[Eric Cartman @KylesMahBitch]

@TemperedJudaism
[Age 15]
"Oh mah gawd, the Jew is back." Eric groaned.