TheBigUgly

I wanted that act right in Colorado that night. I brought trees to blow through but it's just me and no you. Stayed up til my phone died

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

I'm high as fuck in a Chili's right now

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Virtual Reality nagging. Even virtual women can’t help themselves lol

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This man living in Florida revealed what life is like living with his virtual reality girlfriend and it is as terrifying as you think.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

I like my drinks warm. Fuck ICE.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

People only tell you what you want to hear.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

For the second time in less than a month, a random woman has said I looked like Jason mamoa. Maybe Aquaman’s fat cousin. I don’t see it. But honored to be mentioned in the same sentence. It’s a long way from the typical Seth rogen and Andy Milanokis comparisons

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Damn that’s too bad. Just the 2nd most important interracial engagement over the holidays behind me and my beautiful woman.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zendaya and Tom Holland are now engaged, TMZ reports.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Sell the team.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

This song is actually terrible. It’s so bad I thought it was a white guy singing it.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘A Bar Song (Tipsy)’ by Shaboozey becomes the longest running solo #1 hit in Billboard Hot 100 history. (17 weeks)

[The 17 Week Classic @17WeekClassic]

10-0 vs 10-0 … 🔜

@KyletheBeech @LukeJett

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Nothings changed

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

The Bears with one play are back to being a joke in the league. It was fun being a good team against bad ones for two weeks

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Me at the Pumpkin Patch today

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

My elderly neighbors asked me to come over and help with some tv issues. I was over there for an hour and the only problem was it was on the wrong input. They wouldn’t let me leave.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Long hair just means I have to say “Babe you’re on my hair,” during sex.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Just had the Cheez It Crunchwrap thing from Taco Bell. I realized now I’m at the lowest moment of my life

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

I work too hard can you fucking pay me?

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

I’m not a girl’s girl. I’m a pick me girl.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

This is me.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

Being the guy who insists he doesn’t like Star Wars very much while also knowing who Kit Fisto and Dash Rendar are is an incredibly embarrassing position to be in.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

I just want to buy all the Beast War toys now that I got money.

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

@criterionchannl In the Realm of the Senses

[TheBigUgly @KyletheBeech]

Didn’t know me and her had anything in common. Besides being breathtakingly beautiful