Mike Cuckabee

Co-host of @KindeiserPod w/@jesustorres734. Hot sports takes, nonsensical bullshit, and sports betting liason. Cant wait to marry @stephani_tor

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

Best video ive ever taken. Thought it was gone in the abyss and somehow managed to save it. Never losing this gold again. @Jakepowers71

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@RepJackKimble You're a fucking retard

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

The 2026 @Cubs winning 23-3, then the next game losing 17-1 exemplifies this team team perfectly.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THE CEO OF FLOCK JUST SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD — AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING IT

Remember when Flock cameras were only supposed to read license plates?
Apparently that's not enough anymore.

Now we're talking about AI that can find a vehicle from a simple description.

Microphones that are always listening for so called "sounds of distress."

Drones that can be launched automatically after a 911 call.

And camera networks that can follow movement across entire cities.

Every year the cameras get smarter.
The databases get bigger.
The AI gets more powerful.
And the amount of information being collected keeps growing.

Then came the comment that really got people's attention.

The CEO behind Flock, one of the largest camera networks in America reportedly compared people who map camera locations to terrorists.

Think about that for a second.

The cameras aren't the problem.
The people tracking the cameras are.

Some people see a tool that makes communities safer.
Others see a system that knows where you've been, where you are, and eventually where you're likely to go next.

If mapping Flock cameras makes you a "terrorist," what does that make the people putting cameras everywhere?

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

This looks like when Don Frye fought Yoshihiro Takayama. Just standing there and banging

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo sentía ruidos raros afuera de su casa
Salio
Y habia 2 canguros cagandose a piñas
Re picante la pelea

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

If he played for the Phillies, they call this a triple.

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Holy fuck

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

Well, this one might not need any explaining. We talk about @Cubs baseball finally having a pulse and doing what the @Cubs have been doing for over a month... shitting! Have fun folks https://t.co/lb1QksI913

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@BleacherBumCEO Ole Miss/Titans-Oilers vibes. It ain't it

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs Well, i have 2 dads. So if youd like to fuck the one i consider my "mom", then be my guest. I assume that won't bother you much, being such a diehard Cubs fan and all..🤠

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs "Im not angry" says the, "go beat your wife and dog" guy. Hahah ok, clown, time for bed. Go nuzzle up to your Dansby fuck doll. I hope your career of trolling on the internet serves you well, chump.

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs Ooo, it seems like someone else is actually angry. Must've struck a nerve with the fairy comment hahaha

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs I think it's funny how repetitive you faceless clowns are, making comments on other people's objective points of view. But you go ahead and keep trying to prove points without facts and troll people. Enjoy flappin' your hands around like a fairy for Dansby. Brain dead

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs You can keep saying casuals all you want. It's better than being delusional. But you go ahead and put your party hat on and run around over a guy who has 7 hits in his last 50 PA. Go suck on Counsell, too, while you're at it, pal.

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs Cubs fans with brains will continue to call it how they see it.

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@capihood @Cubs Im glad his 1st home run for 2 RBIs since May 18th is enough to cover up his .175 BA , .587 OPS, and -4 individual offense run value in your eyes..

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@giveashitnature Sunflower Hearts have been my go-to for a few years now. Must say it doesn't disappoint! Attracts literally everything. Best of all, it also doesn't turn into weeds. It's a little pricey, but hey, you get what you pay for. Finally saw a Tufted titmouse.

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

Watching this Cubs team is literally like Groundhog Day

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@Chicago_History Letting the @ChicagoBears move to Indiana

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@Cubs https://t.co/auoepbUm1z

[Mike Cuckabee @Kylewitkowski]

@BuschMVP Dansby is either bangin Mrs. Hoyer or Mrs. Counsell. And clearly, they like to watch.

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@TheBabylonBee https://t.co/auoepbUm1z