Kylie Craig

6 packs and buff chick wraps

[Kylie Craig @KylieCraigg]

So I just ordered limoncello thinking it was like a mixed drink and it's a fucking shot. I legit just ordered pasta with one shot.
#abroad

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This is OUR Grammy nomination

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

quarantine taught me that u don’t need fun to have alcohol

[sweet honey depressiion @sometimesamani]

macbooks really have the audacity to huff and puff and have panic attacks when i chronically have too many tabs open... girl, i paid $1,300 for you! go to therapy!

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Mylawyerabeast @huudrich]

craziest part of quarantine was when they said wayfair was hiding children in the furniture

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Just tried on an old pair of pants, and I refuse to accept the results. Widespread fraud.

[steev @steev____]

The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a press conference outside of your business.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

[Johnny Verhovek @JTHVerhovek]

Biden campaign also going up on Comedy Central and Adult Swim with this animated climate change focused ad

[Wild Child⚡️ @jessicawon57]

This covid shit lasting like a Honda Civic

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

[king geedorah @_dilemmer]

👀 hinga dinga durgen

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya