Kymberly White

Maker of Art, Writer of Words

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@nicksversion NOLA N1, 1989 outfit was Mardi Gras colors

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Absolutely perfect

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@emb2emj @JoJoFromJerz

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@cobrakai_gaming @angela_hobson @pattonoswalt It's actually the first day of your last period. Because that is when the cycle started. Other countries don't do it that way. Other countries have a 38 week pregnancy and go based on date of conception.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@captain_stavros @StevenTDennis @chrislhayes The length of time that you are pregnant is based on the start of your last period. The US uses that barometer, other countries use the date of conception. In other countries she would only be four weeks pregnant

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@Dunny1964 @SarahKSilverman

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@amberbrestel @Lyssie2113 @DisappearedPod @ellynmarsh As it should be, because they are one.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@xoffender77 @aJellyElectric @pattonoswalt 100%

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@blainecapatch Where is 219-222? I'm too invested for an incomplete list

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@springsgail Awww shucks. Thanks #maybemom

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@LeonhAnderson @brandoncrna @greenedwardl @ACLU ❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@MintMilana I didn't know that you also directed the ads. That's awesome.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@rejuvepedia @Peacsy3 Are you mental?

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@conklin_alexis PTSD, and had to walk away from my military career after 12.5 years with nothing, since, at the time, retirement was 20 years, or you get nothing.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@conklin_alexis I was given a restraining order, and he would sit in his car 100 feet away, and be there for hours) my supervision chain(all men) decided it would be best to harass me all day. Every day, for six months, until I had a mental breakdown. That's the story of how I ended up with

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@FinalApex_ @SipeJohn @evanbikes @mkraju They passed the first one back in MAY, and McConnell just let it sit there for two freaking months, refusing to out it to a vote.

He is the human equivalent of a full porta potty.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@pattonoswalt If it was really motivated by fairness the wouldn't overlap, so those who are undecided could watch both and hopefully come to a decision.

[Kymberly White @Kymberly_Ann]

@UziSuzy @SouthwestAir They can get fucked. That outfit is 🔥🔥🔥, and you look fantastic in it. Odds are, you looked much nicer than 99% of the passengers on the flight because, unlike most fliers these days, you put on a nice outfit.
Sorry you had to deal with that shit. People suck.