Thanks, @HunterBiden, for this testament to chutzpah. And when it comes to lecturing the American people on what is proper and dignified, I can think of no one better than you, my friend, our self-appointed resident Letitia Baldrige avatar and authority on the leggiadrous. You, sir, a man who always maintained the highest level of convenance and honor. And when it came to maintaining the dignity and decorum of the White House, no one did it better than your Pop, Commander Autopen. A man who frightened any American with a working synapse when he was caught in one of his rare escapee moments when not narcotized and shackled to a radiator in a remote root cellar in Wilmington, shuffling about, muttering "Who ordered the veal cutlet?" And who could or will be able to forget the nightmare of June 2023 when he turned the People's House into a makeshift reenactment of an LES 80s leather bar and backdrop for "Cruising II: Turn Your Head and Cough"? The spectacle still inspires nightmares. Only an administration completely out of touch and out of its mind would countenance such vile degeneracy. And you, good sir, have the elephantine huevos to lecture @joerogan about decorum?! Look, I admired your candor when you appeared with @RealCandaceO and wish you complete and total peace and uninterrupted recovery. But the next time you dare lecture @POTUS on the finer points of seemliness, might I suggest instead that you return to your finger painting and not immediately squander the good will you've cobbled together and your new trajectory toward reclaiming self-respect.
I’m pretty sure there’s enough of your fraud and corruptness that is making him check into you. You don’t sleep in his head, he could care less about you as a person. It’s what you do to your state that bothers him.
Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.
He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.
He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.
We have nothing to hide.
Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere.
The country is watching.
I need to talk about my neighbors because I have been holding this in for too long.
They had a birthday party this weekend. For one of their kids. In their backyard.
I counted six children and two adults. There were balloons. There was a cake on a folding table. It lasted maybe two hours in the middle of the afternoon.
And I am sorry but who is going to tell people that you cannot just do this.
The noise. Six children making the sound that six children make. For two hours. On a Saturday. I had things I wanted to do in my own home and instead I had to listen to a party I was not invited to and would not have attended anyway.
The cars. Two extra cars parked on the street near my house. On the public street, yes, but near my house, which means in front of the area I consider to be my general zone.
And the balloons. One of them came loose and drifted into my yard and I had to be the one to deal with a stray balloon on my own property because of a party that had nothing to do with me.
They did not warn me. No note, no heads up, no hey we are having a small thing on Saturday. They just decided to have a celebration in a yard that shares a fence with mine and let me find out about it by hearing it.
If you are going to host an event, even a small one, the neighbors should be consulted. We share an environment. My Saturday is part of that environment and they spent it without asking.
I am aware some people will say it was just a kids birthday party. To those people I would say it is never just anything when it affects the people around you.
Donald Trump would have you believe today’s UFC fight on the White House lawn just *happens* to be on his birthday.
He seriously thinks we’ll believe that’s a coincidence?
Bro, I’m a retired Army Sergeant. Honor Guards do ceremonial events like this all the time — it’s literally part of the job. This isn’t some sacred line being crossed.
You’ve never worn the uniform a day in your life, so maybe stop acting like you know what the fuck you’re talking about and sit down.
HOLY CRAP: Trump’s $10 million renovation of the reflecting pool is already filled with algae just days after it opened.
Is this what you all voted for?
And you are a disgusting POS - didn’t see you post one thing when Biden didn’t know what world he was in and was talking to the air and couldn’t construct a proper sentence.
There is no F—king way Trump is getting out of this one.
He falls asleep at the loud and exciting Knicks game, and then jolts awake suddenly.
What a low energy, sleepy, old man.
Another hypocrite! She backs Graham Plathner, who twists women’s arms behind their back and holds them against their will in a bedroom, but hey the President is awful right? Typical Dem, it’s okay to be disgraceful if you’re in the right party, smh 🤨
I’ve been thinking a lot about the extraordinary outbursts of the President of the United States against female journalists... well, actually against journalists in general and journalism. But it feels like he saves his most childlike behavior and irrational language for female reporters, calling them all kinds of names that kids in kindergarten are given times out for. It’s stunning to me to witness such behavior from any leader, any CEO, any person of influence or importance. I’ve never witnessed someone like this raging, this weekend with @meetthepress host @kwelkernbc, just last week in the Oval Office with @cnn’s @kaitlancollins, calling women stupid or piggy, telling them to “smile”, calling them darling, demeaning their credibility. Every good man should denounce this behavior. Every person should be able to stand up for their colleagues and say “No more.”
Imagine this man screaming like this at your daughter, your wife, your sister, your mother... would you stand for it? No, you wouldn’t! And neither should any of us. It’s unacceptable and undignified. Period. End of story.
@tedlieu@WhiteHouse You're not well. You can't stay awake at events. You need to come clean about why you sleep during hearings so much. We want answers!
Ted Lieu is not well. He can’t stay awake at important Congressional Hearings or just kitchen cabinet meetings with his boyfriend who can’t wait to leave him.
@TedLieu should get clean at a rehab center and then be placed in a Mental Hospital. Doctors should not waste their time on cognitive tests because Ted Lieu, like Joe Biden, has always been very stupid.