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[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

Fui tomar um banho pra me refrescar. Abri a torneira, saiu água quente. Errei? Abri a outra torneira. Meu chuveiro virou um lança chamas.
PQP RIO! POR QUE?!?!??!

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@ialves Ansiedade, gastrite e fogo no rabo

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@BTFL_Starfish Cálculo é um monte de enrolação pra vc aprender a derivar igual a zero.

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@barbaramvieira Oi, não consigo mandar DM

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried:

The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@awkwarddoughnut @mtg_ds @edhrec This is the Strixhaven one, right?
I'm guessing this one.

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@mtg_ds @edhrec Could be Feather.
But I'm guessing it's the monowhite feather-lite commander from Strixhaven

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@ialves Ser gordo com pescoço é privilégio. Tem que aproveitar

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@BTFL_Starfish Q tweet de velho foi esse?

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@BTFL_Starfish @ialves 😶

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

Not all Ken

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@WeekesPrincess Live Flesh (1997)

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@BTFL_Starfish PORRA, Gee!

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@tediodapat @ialves @supostacarolina Mas pra q comer figurativamente ae vc pode literalmente

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@ialves @lulumilk110 Mas isso n vai demorar muito

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@ialves HEJA SVERIGE

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@ialves @supostacarolina Artificial isso daí

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@ialves Opa, quero fofocas. Torcendo muito por esse sueco pra vc vi pra cá

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@tediodapat Tem q ir ver Oppenheimer no msm dia

[Legitimate businessperson @L0FFFER]

@lulumilk110 Economia circular