L.O.L.Z.H.A.X.

Things can get much, MUCH worse!! (parody/rp acc ran by @TheGuyInTheVoid, unaffiliated with Scott Cawthon or the Frickbear’s 3 dev team)

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

[ #PARODYTWT // #RPTWT // #FNAFRP ]

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

ALERT! INCOMING TRANSMISSION! ALERT!!

[💛𝓒 𝓪 𝓼 𝓼 𝓲 𝓭 𝔂🌻 @G0LD3N_H3ARTS]

// FNAF WORLD 2??????

I CARE ABOUT THINGS AGAIN

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

Ooh, no need to worry, I am seated, and intrigued, my friend! Tell me all about your…violent tendencies!

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

Oh?- Heh, about my pretty radical style?..

Orrrrr maybe my awesome violence!? Well- You should TOOOOTAAALLLLY sit down for this, No like! It's REALLY cool!

Buuuuuuuuut, I'm not like- wanting to yap all day.. I bet that Hippo would be down though.

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

Hm…

Now you’ve peaked my interest! Tell me more.

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

I mean like- Everybody has some sort of special talent I guess???

Heh- My special talent, If it wasn't for my FABULOUS style, Probably would be all the COOL and GRUESOME and EDGY ways I kill the guard!

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

…Huh! Neat! Uh…

That must take some! Uh! Talent?

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

Ohohohoh- Well, It's like- a SUUUUUPPPPERRR long story but me and the weird red dude down in hell, We talked for a WHILE WHILE (even though i did MOST of the talking) But I think I talked like- THAT MUCH that he sent me back!!!

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

OHHHHHH…

Wait then how the hell did you even come back to life?!

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

Ugh- That STUPID and UGLY Browboy like... Killed me?? But I'm here now.. AND I'M STAYIN'!

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

Huh…

I guess that checks out…

But how did you even end up there in the first place?

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

Red. Which would be fine but like- Red does NOT suit me.

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

POPGOES WENT THERE TOO???

…what’s it like down there?

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

Is it like- Not??? Didn't that like,that weird-ass weasel go there?

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

“Well, I was GOING to set a trap for Freddy FATbear, but it’s come to my attention that CLEARLY more research is required. So, IF you’ll…wherever you are…excuse me, I’m gonna just…”

[ He slowly started walking to the exit of Frickbear’s. ]

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

“HEY WAIT NO-“

[ A pause. ]

“Where the hell did you-?!”

[ Sigh… ]

“I don’t get paid enough for this… or at all for that matter! I feel like I should!”

[ Another more drawn out pause. ]

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

YOU SAY THAT AS IF IT’S A NORMAL OCCURRENCE??

[Toy Chica @T0YFRICKEN]

Like, Hey Party People!

Guess who's back from hell!!!!

[𝗕𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 @FrickinBonnie]

// frickbears minigames if it was serious

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

JUST WHAT KIND OF DOOFUS DO TOU LOT TAKE ME FOR?!

Of COURSE I can spell a word as easy as APPLE.

[Ennard @ABitOfEverybody]

For Context.

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

[ Another pause. ]

“Are…you even listening to me?! What the hell are you?!”

[ The incomprehensible garbage did not seem to help ease his mind… ]

( 💭 Weird thing…that’s what you are… )

[████████ @FRICKBEARS1N5]

“ The Pizza They. The, children play the poor children? “

- incomprehensible garbage -

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

( 💭 ?????????!!!!!!!!!???!!! )

“…uh…huh…”

[ He didn’t know what to do, say, react with, anything. He’s been profusely dumbfounded. ]

[ That’s when he noticed the lack of mouth… ]

“Wait… You’re not Vannabelle at all! Who are you?!”

[████████ @FRICKBEARS1N5]

….

“ I see why it took Fazbear’s so long to find a new CEO, to follow up Mr. W. A, what a daunting task! he’s said to have vanished without trace after his . Creations he fell victim to his. Experiments “

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

( 💭 FUUUUUUUUUUCK… )

[ He does not look entirely happy about this outcome. ]

“Look…I didn’t mean to disrupt…”

[ A pause. ]

“No-actually, what are you even doing?! Why are you all…monochrome? I mean, your suit is usually white, but even then! You look…gray.”

[████████ @FRICKBEARS1N5]

“ there. Who is there? “

[mcjoki (comms open 2/3) @mcjoki01]

HAS ANYONE ORDERED THE CRISPY BEAR #frickbears3 #fivenightsatfrickbears3 #frickbears

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

[ More information is required. ]

[ Slowly, he crept towards the window, making sure not to-Aaaand he just accidentally kicked the nearby Oroka Blast cabinet. ]

[ This can only end well. (Lying.) ]

[L.O.L.Z.H.A.X. @L0LZHAX]

[ Mischievous giggles can be heard from deep within the pizzeria. ]

“Now that I’m inside I can FINALLY-“

[ That’s when LolzHax noticed…her? It? Whatever they were. ]

( 💭 What the… )

[ It’s something he’s never seen before. Why was she…grayer? Than usual? ]

(+)

[████████ @FRICKBEARS1N5]

- Open Interaction. -

“ Now Where is it… “

(Approach?)