Lauren

unqualified lesbian

[Lauren @L0prah]

Does anyone else hate ASMR as much as I do

[Sam :) @flankmostrum]

My college wanted me to fill out a survey giving feedback on their post graduate job finding services

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

A true deal breaker.

[Lauren @L0prah]

@TheDixieLynn Nooo way you’re that old

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I love @DDLovato so much. It breaks my heart that she is going through this. She is a light in this world, and I am sending my love to her and her family.

[Lauren @L0prah]

my most recent hospital/surgery visit was $50,000. How tha fuck is anyone supposed to get care in this country?

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

every time shemar moore’s name is whispered an angel gets its abs

[Lauren @L0prah]

My family is the Illuminati

[Lauren @L0prah]

And her brother was born Dec 2nd and her other brother and sister were born Dec 3rd a few years apart

[Lauren @L0prah]

And my mom and her dad have the same exact birth date to to the hour and minute

[Lauren @L0prah]

My dads parents are Robert and Judy and they named their kids Robert and Jody

[Lauren @L0prah]

My grandpa had a twin sister and their names are Vernon and Verna

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail

[Lauren @L0prah]

If I could be anywhere in the world it would be the set of @nbclawandorder SVU

[Lauren @L0prah]

There are 7 billion people in this world and ya'll think there is one God looking over us all?

[Lauren @L0prah]

All these HGTV couples and their chefs kitchen when all they know how to make is Stouffers lasagna

[Lauren @L0prah]

There’s nothing more annoying than when the straights refer to Queer Eye as “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.” That was in 2002, Brad!!

[Lauren @L0prah]

@IndyaMoore I love you, I hope you have the most success in life and in your career. I am rooting for you girl!! <3 <3 <3 Thanks for all you do

[Lauren @L0prah]

T - 31.5 hours until I get to watch @PoseOnFX