𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖆 ❤️‍🔥

Don't waste your prayers, they can't save us

[𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖆 ❤️‍🔥 @L0stInTheStereo]

Spent the whole day yesterday starring as an extra in a music video by my favourite band and it's safe to say that it was the BEST DAY EVER 😭😭 Thank you so much @BlindChannelFIN ❤️🥹

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖆 ❤️‍🔥 @L0stInTheStereo]

@PopBase

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Emo Bot 9000 @EmoBot9000]

🤷‍♂️

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

"your cat would eat you after you died" she also tries to eat plastic so i think i would be an upgrade

[bug girl @buggirl]

i love cute tiny purses but im sad to say i can never be a cute tiny purse girl. i need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere i go. because what if…..

[georgia @adatarg]

there’s ANOTHER one?

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Overheard: a woman telling her dog "no, no no no, we don't eat gummy worms. You are not a gummy bird"

[Ra✨🦋 @itssimplyangel]

I want a drag queen neighbor i’d buy a doorbell cam just so they can show me their outfits

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

I’m not joking when I say this might be the greatest collective psychosis I’ve seen, since like January 6th. There are petitions circling to get Starbucks to name a drink after him, a law in Oklahoma demanding that every public college build a statue of him. We’re in outer space.

[Madi 🧃& the hourglass @oldreclners]

this man hated everything oh my god