@KimKardashian I was in the middle of a weekly shop in Tesco’s at the deli counter waiting for my sliced corned beef. I got quite a powerful urge for a poo. At the same time I happened upon this tweet...Needless to say I have no corned beef and I am no longer welcome in my local store.
@Lord_Sugar But would you really.....or would you stay up there tap dancing on your little potty step while Claude and Karen mutually masturbate for you?