Malcolm in the Parody

Life is unfair.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

THIS is the best place I could've ended up?

[Death @2022DeathWolf]

@L1fe1sUnfair

Hal would sometimes tell to his kids a story about when he met Death once, saying it was actually a wolf. No one believes him.

He’s telling the truth.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

@Larger_l5 I'm not saying THAT,

She's just a little.... conditional.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

Key word: should.

[Makima @ShihaiNoKishi]

A mother's love should be unconditional.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

With all the types of people here, you'd think this place would be a little more active.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

It's... really not.

[☝︎ 𝙶𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 ☟︎ @_voidincarnate_]

CLASSISM IS BACK ON THE MENU .

[Ganondorf Dragmire @GERUDO_WARLOCK]

Beats the seals I've had to live through, chin up!

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

Oh man! Usually I wait until I get HOME to get my ass kicked!

[FLANDRE SCARLET @LilSisFlan]

Edit made out of boredom

[@DBZLegendarySS @L1fe1sUnfair]

[FLANDRE SCARLET @LilSisFlan]

Edit made out of boredom

[@DBZLegendarySS @L1fe1sUnfair]

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

...Oh, me? I'm... fine?

Nothing out of the ordinary I guess.

[Susie 🎄🎄⛄⛄⛄🎄🎄❄️⛄ @Hopecrossheart]

Sup' nerds,I'm trying to get back into here so....how's it going?

[Hatsune Miku. @VIRTUAL_ID0L]

Hello, Malcolm. Welcome to Parody.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

I've been in over my head before, but I think this is ridiculous.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

Like the..... vegetable?

[Zavok The Zeti @ZetiLeader2013]

Pink thing yams x2

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

Whoa.

My parents can NOT find out I have this.

[꙳✧ 𝐼𝑁𝐹𝐼𝑁𝐼𝑇𝐸 ✧꙳ @Str0ng3stM3rc]

{ Hypothetical Situation }

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

It's not like I MEAN to! It's just a common side effect!

[Zamas. @D1VINEZAMAS]

Why do you want to get hurt, you sound foolish.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

I'll be fine, I'm used to getting hurt.

It's basically on the daily.

[Zamas. @D1VINEZAMAS]

Your ignorance will get you hurt.

[Theodore M. Peterson @2000FeetHigh]

oh yeah by the way I run this account lol

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

Alright fine, we might've snuck out of the house and climbed that mountain with all the rumors.

[Zamas. @D1VINEZAMAS]

What.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

@F1NDTHEM @HEMUSTD1E //I DID BOY DONT PLAY WITH ME #IDidThat

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

Reese, I TOLD you we shouldn't have gone mountain climbing!

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

@DBZLegendarySS Fine, fine. I'll get to work.

[Malcolm in the Parody @L1fe1sUnfair]

I *should* work on finishing my layout. Will I?

Probably not.