Ian

keep on tweetin on

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If Elon buys the New York Jets it's a blessing because I could quit Twitter (yeah I said Twitter) and being a Jets fan all at the same time

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@tofubazooka Lmao, that's like claiming the worst food you ever had was a tortilla chip. Also jokes on you don't even care for star wars however when films like Battlefield Earth exist it's bewildering to state that take on a public forum of any sorts

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@tofubazooka The absolute audacity stating "Star Wars" worse movies ever watched. Like BRUH you never even specified which one

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No game is an automatic 10 unless it includes a fishing mini game. Sorry Diablo fans

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my financial skills were significantly better as a child.

childhood me wouldn't even subscribe to youtubers out of fear it's expensive.

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PG-13 "Horror" films need to stop

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I hate when multibillion$$$ companies ask if I would like to donate. Funny enough, I felt like asking you all the same question

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Garlic Bread for 2.49$ is the greatest purchase of my entire life

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@AvengersBad Morbius ham? & imagining the film couldn't be any worse on it's own

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cauliflower is just edgy broccoli

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Charcuterie is just lunchables for adults

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I just wanted this photo of my cat on Twitter. There's no reason why, simply wanted it. If somehow it got -4 likes, it would still remain. You all can caption it amongst yourselves. My personal favorite "Texas is wanting to FaceTime"
PS: Texas is the name of my cat

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Commercials should be required to say "All that & a bag of chips" in every advertisement

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Why hasn't "Stone Cold Steve Austin" started an ice cream parlor?

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@destr0yah @jacobhe01604484 Yikes confirmed Quiznos man

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I don't care what anyone says. If there is no sauce, it is not a pizza

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Rip It Up - Orange Juice

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I don't like Phil Swift. He's always flexin on us

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@samkrossman Gotta watch tht on crunchy boi. Save yourself some trouble

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Someone could survive only eating supreme pizzas right??? Asking for a friend