3 Cats & their pet human

Philippe (10 orange tabby) Morgan (7 calico) and Max (2 panther). splitting cat twitter from newsy snark.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@FartyCheddarCat this thing loves hawaiian bread. i give her a little pinch of it to keep her at bay.

[The Meow Cats @TheMeowCats]

A photographer's shots of a kitten that wouldn't stand still for a minute during the shoot have garnered likes.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@jarvis_best perhaps creating ai so that people can take any fantasy, make a picture and post it was a bad idea.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@kaitlancollins @cckatz10 he's the reason for trump.
and he's the reason for biden.
he should stop trying playing games in a sport he can't play anymore.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@HQNewsNow @BarackObama all he is now is the guy who lied and sold biden as capable.

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

God I am so fucking tired about hearing about the “tan suit controversy” nobody cared, now do the ambassador you let die. Do the gunwalking, do the IRS targeting. Elder millennials want to keep pretending he was SO COOL, THE BEST, he was as bad as W

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@atrupar he's an idiot. so dismissive of real controversy. what a fragile ego.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@rickygervais she's amusing you.
you should thank her.
they evil but entertaining.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@FartyCheddarCat perhaps he planted a treasure. 💩

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@SimonsCat that is a lot of tail.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

See da mama
Run to mama
Clime on mama
Wub on mama

Smell da mama
Lik da mama
Taste da mama
Bite da mama!

#MamasJakkitGotsNummyTasteOnIt #SheSedISilly #INotSilly #SheDaOneWIfNummyOnHer

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@FartyCheddarCat socky is there in your hearts.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@SimonsCat does peach count as ginger?
asking for the local dictator.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@FartyCheddarCat he is the hansomest and bravest cat ever.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@rickygervais @mas_cien america in americanese.
my cat is broken.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

I was skared
A tiny babe
Wen I be found
Wen I be sabe

A muddy me
I cwy and cwy
I hiss and spit
I hide all shy

But dis, it be
Da bestest day
I got da mama
Safe I stay

#CheddarPoetry #GochaDay #FirsTimeISeedHoominsClose #IBeTinyButFearse #ISkaredAndHissedButPurredWenHeld

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@rickygervais look at that fat cat!
and the orange tabby!
❤️❤️❤️

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@FartyCheddarCat cheeky.

[3 Cats & their pet human @L3cats]

@FartyCheddarCat you're a confusing man.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Follow mama
Paw da mama
Gwab da mama
Bite da mama!

Kiss da mama
Lik da mama
Luv da mama
Bite agen!

#BitesMeanLuv #ILuvsMamaLots #DenISeesDaFiggy #IChaseDaFiggy #IPounceDaFiggy #IWesslesDaFiggy