LemonPie

Everything about this is nonsense. Whatever meaning you get from any of these posts is of your own insanity.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

As I'm getting older, i'm definitely valuing the practice of not telling my business to nobody. They didn't ask, and I don't need to justify myself. I'm just minding my business like everyone else.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

Babies brine in the womb for 9 months and once it's born everyone's talking about the "new baby smell". No, honey, it's Deep In The Pussy by Yankee candle.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

Oh, to be a cat. No rent. No financial obligations. No political stress. Just loving, and being loved.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

@aycherst If they're that sensitive does that mean it hurts 10x worse if he gets them pierced?

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

I'm sad my wife and I had to move apart but I'm also a little happy to have my own snacks that I don't have to share for a little while 🤣

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

Twotter

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

@EmoElvin

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

I can do everything the world asks of me except love myself.

That, my friend, is an incredible feat that only someone other than me is capable of.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

Did miss something? Why is Twitter an X now?

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

I shave my face once every 3 days to keep the PCOS from growing into wildflowers

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

A good salad has quality flavored croutons.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

Gritty soft serve ice cream is the devil. I expect soft and sweet, not cold sand on a cone.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

Currently on Summer #2 with no Air Conditioner. Me and my wife are FIST FIGHTING each other off the bed for space because we are getting stuck to each other in this goddamn heat.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

I'm ZOOTED again, but this time my gf is asleep so she doesn't have to monitor me.

Now I'm giggly and I'm excited to experience this freely

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

I have a new phone and a new phone number, and have decided to only tell certain people about it.

Those who know are the ones who I trust

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

It's all fun and games until you're tired of playing.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

That being said, I'm getting some Neuro Psych testing for Autism, ADD, and OCD. So far those are the top 3 thing that have been showing their patterns and I just wanna be prepared for my upcoming diagnosis.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

You know, you never see yourself as the type to have cognitive disorders until you start to notice the disorders that are cognitively fronting and present in your day to day life.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

You know, you never see yourself as the type to have cognitive disorders until you start to notice the disorders that are cognitively fronting and present in your day to day life.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

The fact that people from other countries are flabbergasted at how terrible our foods nutritional value is tells us that the US has ALOT to be fixing regarding their food processing.

[LemonPie @L3m0nP13]

That's not to say that ankle socks and no-show socks aren't just as good, but you can't be comfortable in no-show socks wearing Doc Martin's.