Lemon

Welcome to my internal monologue

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

The facts it’s called alpine divorce” and not just attempted manslaughter/murder is baffling to me.

[Ellie @ElunedAnderson]

FYI, FIFA fined England, Wales, Scotland and NI over wearing poppies on ours shirts, because it was “too political”.

Let’s see what they do here

[H. @tbh_46]

Get on John Lewis rn and pick out the most expensive pram, they’re going to pay trust and believe

[Bite Your Brum @BiteYourBrum]

He isn’t ‘confronted’ - HE approaches THEM, clearly unwanted, and is politely asked to go away. Several times. This twat continues to be the epitome of what’s wrong with young men today. Calling a woman “fat” because she doesn’t want to talk to you is utterly fucking pathetic.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

I’ve got a wild idea.

Palestine.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[Lemon @L3monSocks]

Pivoting languages from Japanese to Dutch - send prayers xxx

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[Lemon @L3monSocks]

Day three scarifying the lawn - call me a hunk tradie lesbian if u will

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

go back my boy or the next thing you do will be installing Microsoft Teams

[el inco @EpitafioDeSicil]

La NASA mintiendo una vez más. Buena suerte tratando de llegar a la luna de DIA

[Lemon @L3monSocks]

How on earth have I recorded a fucking DISGUSTING dnb mix and somehow now I cant recreate it at all 😭😭😭😭

[Active Patriot @ActivePatriotUK]

Royal Mail attempted to deliver a box of cakes to a property only to find it was empty so they were taken back to the office

Staff at the office handed them out to workers a month later at 5:30am not realising they were SPACE CAKES 😂😂

One postie ate 4 ☠️

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

We’ve all had some stinkers in our time but I don’t think anyone will top Keir Starmer doing such a bad post that it resulted in a pivotal UK airbase getting bombed to bits within the hour

[عبداللہ @Blahhhhhh34]

This you?

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

A short abbreviation of what happened today

[RTSG @RTSG_Main]

Iran has the chance to do the funnest thing.

[Hamid. @hey_hamidd]

What was in Epstein files that they decided to start WW3

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked