lauren 👩🏻‍🦰

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

me and spongebob would laugh so much together

[mariana @pastapilled]

Never kill yourself they might discover new kitty

[Tilly! @floppystop]

Tf y'all know about Skippyjon Jones

[gougar! @gougaronline]

i will always love you

[AJM. @TheSaintAndre]

When he let me try his drink and it’s actually better than mine

[creecher @supercreaturwow]

lays an egg next to you

[manchot fiancé დႉ . @ciigarroazul]

estoy segura que esa fue la reacción de mi novio cuando nos dimos el primer beso

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

i’ve got it all fingered out

[N @dearvotion]

Let’s pose with ancient mama.

[Scenario Jenkins @tryna_be_famous]

That parasite making you lose 25 pounds in a month?

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[☆ @ctrlamyrah]

melanie really carried the most hated nigga in america to the final 4 how can you not say mother

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

sincere has no remorse. at all. he literally just mirrors everything you say until you stop talking and then he gives you the most empty, meaningless apology you have ever heard and a promise to do better that he will not keep. that man is terrifying