Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant.
Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery.
*Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*
Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here.
Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?
Has there been a single compelling conference final series in the last decade? I’m being dead serious. Washington/Tampa 2018 might have been the last one
Things are notoriously going well when some nazi intern has to log into the white house twitter and beg citizens to trust their mentally disabled president
We are like 2 weeks away from Trump saying "I don't care about America" and every goateed sunglasses slob going "WHY SHOULD HE HAVE TO CARE ABOUT AMERICA? HE NEVER SAID HE HAD TO CARE ABOUT AMERICA. AND IF HE DID SAY IT HE DIDN'T MEAN IT."
A new coach with no NHL experience? I would much rather hire an retread coach who has won in order to statistically guarantee that my team would never win shit
"i dont keep up with baseball until september" you are missing objectively the funniest parts of the seasons. rays pitcher puking on the mound. mets implosion. whatever is going on at angels stadium. the summer is when the real good shit happens.
Hot take: despite the faux nostalgia, this logo is good and fine
the issue is that contemporary digital art/graphic design is incapable of creating lasting, culturally impactful sports branding. The vast, vast majority of "modern" sports logo for the past 25+ years have sucked.
Was watching hockey last night and noticed the Hurricanes have this retro “collegiate” logo patch on their jerseys. Turns out it was designed + added in 2025 to give the team an appearance of tradition and legacy. Fascinating example of the postmodern decline of culture at large
The NHL season at this point is basically an annual formality before we’re all forced to put up with two teams nobody cares about from backcountry swamps play in the final in front of a television audience of 40,000 people generously
One time when I was a kid, my dad fell asleep watching a Family Guy DVD. The walls in the house were thin, so I had to listen to this on loop all night.