L69fs

Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again

[L69fs @L69fs]

Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant.

Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery.

*Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*

Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here.

Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again.

https://t.co/WPWQ6QyV4J

[L69fs @L69fs]

If you are tied for 22nd in wins in the league after the regular season you should not qualify for the playoffs

[L69fs @L69fs]

Still cannot believe what an insane mockery of the sport this is

[L69fs @L69fs]

@frank_seravalli @PrimeVideo Absolutely epic, sir! 😂 🎩

[L69fs @L69fs]

Has there been a single compelling conference final series in the last decade? I’m being dead serious. Washington/Tampa 2018 might have been the last one

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Gary Bettman on the current playoff format: “Statistically: Closer games, more games, more competitive games, and more entertaining games.”

[L69fs @L69fs]

Things are notoriously going well when some nazi intern has to log into the white house twitter and beg citizens to trust their mentally disabled president

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[L69fs @L69fs]

We are like 2 weeks away from Trump saying "I don't care about America" and every goateed sunglasses slob going "WHY SHOULD HE HAVE TO CARE ABOUT AMERICA? HE NEVER SAID HE HAD TO CARE ABOUT AMERICA. AND IF HE DID SAY IT HE DIDN'T MEAN IT."

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump: "I don't care if negotiations with Iran are over."

[L69fs @L69fs]

A new coach with no NHL experience? I would much rather hire an retread coach who has won in order to statistically guarantee that my team would never win shit

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

I’m sure David Carle is a great Head Coach but there’s legitimately nothing to show why he will do great in the NHL.

[L69fs @L69fs]

Imagine explaining to someone from the 2010s that the Stanley Cup Final used to feature real times every year

[Charles James @Charles_James1]

Imagine explaining to someone from the 90’s that the Stanley Cup Finals is Las Vegas and Carolina.

[L69fs @L69fs]

Can we admit this was enough

[Wade Heidt @WadeHeidt]

Loved how both the Kings and Canucks did not wear nameplates in this game in 2010.

[L69fs @L69fs]

The Stanley Cup final has felt like this basically for an entire decade now

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Knights-Hurricanes is going to be a good ass series

[Anthony C Aroma @anthony_aroma]

I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

[L69fs @L69fs]

One thing you can guarantee when it comes to the 2026 Blue Jays is that the final score will be 2-1

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Complete Team Victory! #BlueJays50

FINAL: Blue Jays 2, Orioles 1

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Rays pitcher Jonathan Heasley puked on the mound in his team debut

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

"i dont keep up with baseball until september" you are missing objectively the funniest parts of the seasons. rays pitcher puking on the mound. mets implosion. whatever is going on at angels stadium. the summer is when the real good shit happens.

[L69fs @L69fs]

Hot take: despite the faux nostalgia, this logo is good and fine

the issue is that contemporary digital art/graphic design is incapable of creating lasting, culturally impactful sports branding. The vast, vast majority of "modern" sports logo for the past 25+ years have sucked.

[Eyes Wide Open 👁️ @Eyes_wideopentv]

Was watching hockey last night and noticed the Hurricanes have this retro “collegiate” logo patch on their jerseys. Turns out it was designed + added in 2025 to give the team an appearance of tradition and legacy. Fascinating example of the postmodern decline of culture at large

[L69fs @L69fs]

Why am I watching 82 games and two months of playoffs to find out what Southern shithole gets to waltz their way to a trophy that used to matter

[L69fs @L69fs]

The NHL season at this point is basically an annual formality before we’re all forced to put up with two teams nobody cares about from backcountry swamps play in the final in front of a television audience of 40,000 people generously

[L69fs @L69fs]

Silence, a real team is posting

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

👀👀👀

[MegaChan @ItsMegaChan]

One time when I was a kid, my dad fell asleep watching a Family Guy DVD. The walls in the house were thin, so I had to listen to this on loop all night.