L69fs

Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again

[L69fs @L69fs]

Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant.

Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery.

*Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*

Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here.

Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again.

https://t.co/WPWQ6QyV4J

[L69fs @L69fs]

How is it year 8(?) of this rebuild and this team still looks like it’s the day after a year 1 deadline firesale

[Cm @leafsforever72]

Think bedard regrets that deal? Hawks are ass with really nothing to be excited about, horrible rebuild

[L69fs @L69fs]

The good news is that the leafs are a juggernaut. The bad news is that it will apparently take something like 160 points to make the playoffs in the Atlantic Division 👍

[L69fs @L69fs]

I don’t have a clue what season high this is referring to but if David said it was “goals” I’d believe him

[David Alter @davidalter]

It took the #Leafs 13 games this season to match their season-high from all of the 2025-26 year.

[L69fs @L69fs]

Didn’t even notice the “Mick David” Guy I was warned about….

[L69fs @L69fs]

Why did the Oilers start Jarry against the leafs lmao

[L69fs @L69fs]

I think about you every day

[L69fs @L69fs]

In a just NHL the Leafs and Oilers would play each other a minimum of six times a season

[L69fs @L69fs]

In a just NHL the Leafs and Oilers would play each other a minimum of six times a season

[L69fs @L69fs]

Everyone is focused on the burp sound from the day prior but the bulging-eye delivery of “Jaiit” is a thousand times funnier. I’ve almost incapacitated myself laughing at work several times today thinking about this shit

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"

[Omar Elayat @oelayat]

Just Eat's rollout of AI menu photos is going flawlessly

[L69fs @L69fs]

It cost the Leafs more to get Brandon Carlo than it cost the Devils to get Connor Hellabuck

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

We have acquired:

🏒 F Dawson Mercer
🏒 F Alexander Command
🏒 G Nico Daws
🏒 F Nick Bjugstad
🔢 and two draft picks

[matthew ellis @matthiasellis]

if this was a modernist painting, an aesthetic expression of the horrors of the present in which it was created, canon

[Flowbuds @joeyferg]

Can't be overstated just what a smart trade Chayka made getting Marchenko for Knies. Top six complimentary player turned into a dynamic first liner. The type of trade we've seen so many other teams make over the years but rarely the Leafs.

[L69fs @L69fs]

I’m glad we got at least one last “bing” while our sweaty president is still able to campaign. An all-time classic sound effect of his.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I don't want you to have to think too much. I'd like to koohhhhh or biiiiiiiing"

[L69fs @L69fs]

Impossible to overstate the vibes/60 of this team compared to last season

[L69fs @L69fs]

Craig Berube has been moved to solitary confinement

[L69fs @L69fs]

The Jim Hiller leafs sure love to willingly play the worst hockey imaginable for the last ten minutes if things are going to well

[AT @primediscussion]

Nation held hostage by its own idiots.

[L69fs @L69fs]

I know I’m the first white person ever say this but nobody on earth is doing it quite like Japan

[Keef @0xKeef]

@L69fs Japan with the most lax zoning is heaven

Niche bars in people’s homes, shops ok every corner, restaurants in random alleys

It’s amazing

[Everyday Sens @EverydaySens]

Brady gets ejected to end what can only be described as the most embarrassing performance imaginable. #GoSensGo

5-1 blowout, dominated physically, baited into penalties and no impact on anything after his (terrible) goal.

Sens proved something here.

[L69fs @L69fs]

@ReapthewhirlSL Let's import some shame-based culture to uphold appropriate social behaviors while we're at it too

[L69fs @L69fs]

"zoning" freaks are so ideologically cucked and are fucking shit up for all of us. Life is better in every conceivable way with bars and restaurants that look like houses sprinkled throughout the neighborhood. It's part of what makes other countries feel "magical" to us.