Stephanie™

Being human is a condition that requires a little anesthesia.

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

@jessiikohl 😂😂 I figured you knew but didn't realize just how immediately you would have known lmao

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@jessiikohl

[2 News Nevada @KTVN]

VOLCANO ERUPTION:
One of the most active volcanoes in the world Kilauea began erupting after a three-month pause in Hawaii yesterday. The USGS' Hawaiian Volcano Observatory said that webcam images detected glowing early in the morning, which indicated the eruption was beginning.

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

@jessiikohl @PlatosCloset The disrespect of that tiny little section

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Warms my heart to have a regular call in and get excited when they have me on the phone because they haven't heard from me in over a week.

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

Really wishing I could have a bottle of wine

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I'm thankful everyday I work remotely because I could not imagine having to be in an office with these people 40 hours a week 🙃

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

When there's been a minor inconvenience and also someone asks a stupid question:

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"Got the bull dog and the navy federal...the... fuck?" -drunk dude trying to impress

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

Why is Alexa always such a dumb bitch?

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

@ofchappee Brandon's isn't doing it wither but it's like every 10 minutes it pops up again.

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

Is Google being super pushy with anyone else? I've had this pop up like 6 times in the last hour, have hit the no chat features button twice and it still keeps showing up. Like just let me live!

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@Shamasaurus_Rex

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

Just one of those days to really reinforce how great it's going to be not working here.

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

Someone please make all my important life decisions. Idk how I'm an adult.

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RIP to the aloe I left outside

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I've been toeing the line between a headache and a migraine since 3 today and have had at least 3 people comment how I look like shit. Thank you all, I am aware.

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

@lameass41 I'd splurge and buy you 2 chicken sandwiches

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

I'll give $20 to anyone that will rewrite my resume and make it lovely and make people hire me

[Stephanie™ @L7weenie92]

Just remembered I was bored at work the other day and wrote bastard 3D style and left it in the log book....whoopsie