Tish Eastman

Late chronotype, on Tokyo time in CA. Tweets are largely facetious & do not reflect the quality of my soul. Or prove that I have one.

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

#AdoptDontShop #rabbitrescue #ARabbitIsNotAToy
@TishEastman @tishdragontears @therabbitgeisha

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

@Lisabeachie @NativeSantaCruz They have a Las Vegas light show on all the crosswalks on capitola road from 41st to wharf—but nothing at this shopping center that gets much more foot traffic. I bet they’ll do it now. One death.

[Native Santa Cruz @NativeSantaCruz]

Scanner: A hit and run has happened in Capitola in front of Nob Hill on Bay Ave. A black Toyota 4 Runner with a female driver hit a pedestrian. A county wide project “rope” for all available officers is now being broadcast to set up at key intersections

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

There’s a lack of artistic follow through with the change from the little tweety bird to X: the icon to write still has a quill one with a feather, which, if you think about it, was pretty clever. Bird. Tweet. Feather. @elonmusk #tweeticon

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

Already there’s a problem with X. I keep thinking if I click it it will close the window.
@elonmusk

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

#EggShortage #eggs @TishEastman #Herricane

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

#ClimateChangeASaying

Make hay while the wildfire burns someone else’s hay field.
Glaciers wouldn’t melt on her tongue.
It’s an ill class 5 tornado that blows no good.
Monkey sea rise, monkey do nothing.

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

Going Live. Global. Yikes. Tune in an hear about the first anthology of Experiencer disclosure POETRY. @JimMastersTV @Tsoukalos @AncientAliens @Earthfiles #UFOs #disclosure #PoetrySubmissions

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

@tishdragontears
Premiere of interview on #TypicalSkeptic tonight 5 pm PDST 8 PM ET. I read poems from CE 1-7: Poetry of Contact, an anthology of Experiencer poetry. I talk.
Go to https://t.co/Wft76Eug7H. Or FB @dragontearsmedia @tishdragontears
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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

Let’s talk #Disclosure #UFO #UAP #CloseEncounters #Experiencers and let’s do it in #Poetry

[Tish Eastman @TishEastman]

We are the disclosure: the Experiencers. Do you have something to tell, like UFOs or shadow beings, or 👽— you’ve got a poem in you. Submission opens period June 1st for CE 1-7: Poetry of Contact
[email protected]

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

Check out my column about all things weird and 👽🛸

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

The only unbelievable thing about this is that a Reptilian would think a wife who was waked up in the middle of the night would want to have sex…with her husband. Didn’t she have a celebrity pass?

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

#ZoomNewYearsEve #welcome2022 #HAPPYNEWYEAR

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

#SingalongChristmas #christmasmusic it’s a sing a long so sing a long dammit.

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

#NeuraLink #Telepathy #LinkedIn

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

FB @TishsTinyComedyClub
#ArcadeForTheElderly
@TishEastman
Did a different video to my comedy set because my stomach looked fat.

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[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

Alone, bitter, but with pie. That’s what makes it different from the rest of the year.

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

Hashtag game CarlStilwell started—maybe without knowing.
#SeaLevelRiseASong

Over the Boardwalk
Swimmin’ over the dock of the bay
Sailing sailing over downtown LA

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

I put up a bunch of music and a bunch of poems the last few months but this one, about women’s underwear, is getting the most views. Of course it would. It’s underwear.

https://t.co/ZqBF88RNYU

[Tish Eastman @L8chronotype]

@AJemaineClement Sure we get it! Flight of Concords was out Rosetta Stone.