Confession—I never drink the last inch of water in a bottle of water, as I figure that's where the nanoplastics gather to plot their takeover of my body.
Foiled you, plastic. The prior sentence is comedic genius.
Faaawk, someone give me loads of money for existing.
Having a naturally intimidating aura is so exhausting. People will go to the wildest extremes to humble me or compete with me. Meanwhile, I'm literally just trying to exist.
1. Tory Lanez
2. The Weeknd
3. Benny Blanco
4. Alexander Guy Cook / Charli
5. PARTYNEXTDOOR
6. Post Malone
7. The Kid Laroi
8. SZA
9. Jon Bellion
10. Chelsea Cutler