LAFC Edging

(Parody account) Fresh, hot takes, out the oven, and I don’t take things personal.

[LAFC Edging @LAFCEDGING]

Ahhhh!!!!

I back.

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#LAFC fam what’s good?

We signed anyone yet?

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@lafcftv Delete this right now.

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I heard LAFC is on this way to another semi-final. We’re edging closer to a title.

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Not everyone deserves an #LAFC hat box but everyone deserves a dick in the box. Facts, just the tip 🍆 for admin.

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I #VoteBogusz for @MLS Player of the Matchday.

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I’m not busting my NUT on Giroud quite yet. I want to see my options….

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LAFC can do everything except finish. Sounds like edging to me.

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I am pissed tf off! I edge to this this shit? Lame..

[Josh Cacho @LAFCjosh]

All this @LAFCEDGING smh

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Sorry I was going to live tweet but a took a nap! What did I miss?

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I’ll be live tweeting (Xing) during the #LAFC vs Min.

Hey Siri
“Large #2 with a Large Diet Coke please. Sunday on the side. Damn speech to text…why is grezylka out?

Sent from my iphone

[Drunk John Thorrington @DrunkenJT]

In myself I trust.
🖕🖕

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@The_LA_Wanderer If you have any tweets you’d like me to steal please reach out.

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Just so y’all know….

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Any of JT press conference notes I can plagiarize? Send them my way. Please, I need the exclusive.

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Can someone help me zoom into photos? Having a hard time…

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I bat for 100. Never doubt me.

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You think you’re the shit? You ain’t event the fart! Fuck you SEA!

[LAFC @LAFC]

📝 #LAFC acquires two 2024 International Roster Slots from @SoundersFC in exchange for $350,000 in 2025 General Allocation Money.

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It’s been a while since I have given a dumb take…..