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This photograph from 1938 Downtown Los Angeles shows that on October 14, 2025, despite all the hype on social media and traditional media, it is not the first time it has ever rained in L.A.

Photograph: Los Angeles Public Library

#LARain #DTLA #MyDayInLA

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Many people, from the media, social media and politicians, are treating October 14, 2025, as the first time rain has ever fallen in L.A., but amazingly there exists photographic evidence as early as 1925 showing rain falling in Downtown Los Angeles.

Photograph found online.

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Political Analysis | Think he'll make it all four years?

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Media | After over 30 years of police pursuits on Los Angeles television the chatter between news anchors remains inane.

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Column One | The annual ritual in The South Bay with its nerve shattering thunderous roar heard across much of the region produced an impressive fireball Thursday night signing the sudden rise in gas prices.

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Media | With troubling events occurring across the world, from drone attacks reaching into Europe, Poland being the closest to war since WWII, the synagogue attack in Manchester, to Gaza, one wonders if local L.A. television news will have time to talk about Friday's light rain.

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The accurate headline: President Trump gives rambling speech at The U.N. General Assembly filled with falsehoods.

The published headline: President Trump gives keynote speech at The U.N. General Assembly heavily criticizing the organization.

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Media | Here is a fun fact: You cannot watch "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in Washington, D.C., tonight as the ABC affiliate is own by Sinclair. You can, however, watch it in Bakersfield as Disney owns the ABC station in the town made famous by Buck Owens.

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Entertainment | Much of the nation shocked to learn the head-nodding meme isn't Zach Galifianakis.

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Sports | The Dodgers have prominent displays of Jackie Robinson and Fernando Valenzuela, but yet no display for Charlie Kirk can be found anywhere at Dodger Stadium. Santa Monica-born Stephen Miller accuses The Dodgers of, "Committing white genocide."

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Residents were "shocked and appalled" by the site of these marching men with one long-time resident saying, "Huntington Beach has never been known for white racists types, and I fear it's going to give our city a bad name."

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Patriot Front marching through Huntington Beach chanting “Say his name. Charlie Kirk”

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Find yourself with some free time
on a Monday? Here are 18 places across L.A. that haven't lowered the flag for a podcaster.

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Media | Whether it's a Fox News host calling for the mass murder of homeless people, or a MSNBC commentator calmly, fully explaining how the current heated political environment likely led to the assassination of Charlie Kirk, it's clear both sides engage in dangerous language.

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Political Analysis | While many republicans, including The President and Vice President, have ratcheted up heated, dangerous rhetoric, here is why it's bad news for democrats.

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Entertainment | Who knew a gimmick wouldn't work for The Emmy Awards.

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Commentary | The death of Charlie Kirk is tragic for many reasons. However, the political aftermath and fallout has become bizarre, creepy, disturbing and weird.

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Entertainment | Snuff video sweeps nation.

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Media | With Fox News, along with other similar media outlets, and The President of the United States saying inflammatory words Wednesday evening following the assassination of Charlie Kirk here is why it was the right call for MSNBC to fire Matthew Dowd.

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Okay, what's the plan?

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

Let me be clear: we will not allow the White House, nor the Supreme Court, to divide us.

To all Angelenos, I will never stop fighting for your rights, your dignity, and your safety, despite this administration’s efforts to threaten them.

We will stand united.

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In a social media post on Tuesday Secretary of State Marco Rubio reminds people not to stand close to open flames when experiencing severe bouts of flatulence.

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