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[🦂 Scorpio King 👑 @LALGG003]

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@RickandMorty flies back in to help save @KingJames & the #TuneSquad from deletion can #Rick hit the game winning shot and save the @multiversus @Player1stGames @Twitch

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[Verizon @Verizon]

Literally nobody hates cash back in their pocket. Goodbye upgrade and activation fees, hello cash back Verizon Dollars and the new Simplicity Plan.

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

It's Tuesday June 16th and everyone shut up. Lalo has something to say.

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

Today was like getting Better Call Saul Season 7

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

We’ve seen your questions on Black Noir’s whereabouts, and can assure you he has merely departed on yet another critical mission overseas. If he could speak, he would tell you reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated. Thank you for your service, Noir, and for being the best bro this nation could ask for!

[🦂 Scorpio King 👑 @LALGG003]

“#IAmTrayvonMartin (Say Their Names)” edited by L.A.L.G.G ✊🏽💻

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[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Beginning today, Vought+ will feature content warnings on films like Dawn of the Seven. While they provide immense entertainment and are important works of art, we acknowledge they present a traitor like Homelander in a positive light. Please watch with caution, and have honest conversations with your little ones about what they see!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Effective today, Homeland will be rebranding back to Voughtland, because we’d never want images of a monster like Homelander to discourage your little ones from having a Super time. Still serving Brave Maeve’s Inclusive Quesadillas and Maevos Rancheros for the low price of $29.99 each + tax and tip!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Vought is proud to partner again with the newly relaunched FBSA for a brighter and safer future. As you know, we’ve summarily fired every Superhero who supported Homelander, and now someone needs to keep the streets safe from these dangerous malcontents. We look forward to working closely with whoever President Singer chooses as the FBSA's new head!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

On the Lord’s Day, we take a moment to remember Oh Father, who was brutally murdered by Homelander in his recent reign of terror. He was a spiritual leader unlike any other, and his voice will never be gagged. Rest in power, Oh Father!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Vought is actively reviewing all mandates and legislation passed during the Homelander era and seeking to right any wrongs. Today, we can confirm that posting Homelander memes like this one on social media is now legal again, and any patriots who were charged with seditious online activity will be granted a clean slate!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Bro down, patriots. The Deep heroically gave his life saving his beloved marine animals from the Vought Pipeline, which to be clear, was a product of the corrupt Homelander administration. Dolphins and octopi everywhere are in mourning, and Manhandled Podcast is on pause until further notice.

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Vought is taking responsibility for all of the nice things we said about Ashley Barrett, who girlbossed too close to the sun. Now, we’re proud to support Bob Singer, who we’ve always had a super relationship with. Welcome back Bob, we hope you’re not two-faced like Ashley was!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Today, Vought can confirm that the footage from the Oval Office was real and not AI (which stands for artificial intelligence). Vought disavows Homelander’s seditious actions in the strongest possible terms, and we’re grateful to the heroic men and women of the CIA!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Vought International is thrilled to welcome back Stan Edgar as Chief Executive Officer, effective immediately. It’s a new dawn for Vought, one which Stan is well-positioned to lead us into. Great news shareholders, stock prices are through the roof and EBITDA margins are on the rise already!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

A statement from Vought International.

[🦂 Scorpio King 👑 @LALGG003]

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[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

While we mourn the tragic loss of President Calhoun, who died of acute indigestion, we celebrate Ashley Barrett, the first Super AND first female President. She’s worked hard for everything she’s accomplished, and we’re sure she’ll bring that woman-of-the-people energy to the Oval Office.

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Effective immediately, Homelander has disbanded The Seven in favor of a more efficient, streamlined approach. He has always been our greatest hero, and no longer needs the help of others to protect this great nation. One might wonder if his back hurts from carrying the team all these years, but lucky for us, he doesn’t feel pain!

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

There’s only one man great enough to reboot the entire universe. And he was kind enough to sit down recently with @THR to discuss shelving Phases 7 through 19, and what comes next. Vought Studios has never been stronger with his creative vision!